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Speaker Dialogue
(The short begins with a static screen, then quickly changes to a shot of a Darrell laughing in black and white.)
Raymond (Narrating) Villains of the world, (Suddenly a K.O. cardboard figure shows up, it has a mustache and "angry eyebrows" drawn on it) has this ever happened to you? (There's a shot of Darrell pretending to get punched, and dramatically dropping to the ground)

Are you sick of fighting your own battles?

(The Darrell on the ground nods and cuts to Boxman walking around inside Boxmore.)
Lord Boxman Well, don't! (Screen changes and we're shown Darrells being built behind Boxman) Here at Boxmore we build quality robot henchman. (The screen changes again and now we're shown the robots' parts being put in boxes) Box 'em up, and ship them right to your evil lair. (Shown through a split screen, the left side has regular Boxman in it while the right side has Boxman pretending to be a truck driver, Boxman knocks on the truck twice) Where they'll take the hit so you don't have to! (Pretends to be a truck driver) But don't take it from me!
(Screen cuts to an interview with Vormulax.)
Vormulax (Reading some lines that are off screen) When I had troubles with... (Squints eyes) Heroes... Boxmore robots... Er... S-Saaaved the duh-...Day! (Smiles) Day. Thanks, Boxmore. (Turns to the left) Was that good?
(The scene changes to another interview, this time with Miss Quantum.)
Miss Quantum (Petting a cat on her lap while other cats can be seen in the background playing with Boxmore boxes) I was hesitant at first, but I'm so glad I placed the order! The cats just love these boxes!
Lord Boxman (Off screen, whispering) What about the robots...
Miss Quantum Say what, now?
Lord Boxman (Still whispering, but in a more aggressive tone) The robots.
Miss Quantum (Putting a hand up to her ear) I-... I can't hear you. What?
Lord Boxman (Shouting and startling the cats) THE RO-
(Screen changes to a shot of Professor Venomous walking around with Fink on a leash, seemingly on an airport.)
Professor Venomous What?! Oh. (Speaking in a hurry) Oh-... Yeah, yeah,yeah. They're- They're great.
Fink (Pointing towards something off screen) Can I get an ice cream?
(The scene changes to a frontal shot of Boxman, he's sitting at his desk with a mug reading "#1 Dad" and a golden plate with his name inscribed on it near him.)
Lord Boxman So, how much would you expect to pay for this remarkable service?
(Screen changes to a shot of Darrell.)
Darrell 20,000,000 technos?
Lord Boxman (Off screen) No.
Darrell 10,000,000 technos?
Lord Boxman (Off screen) Guess again.
Darrell (In shock) 5,000,000 technos?!!!
(The scene changes to a close up shot of Lord Boxman.)
Lord Boxman Yup.
(Screen changes to a shot of Darrell and his head explodes.)
Raymond (Off screen, reading) Limited time financing available at 0% APR.
(Screen changes to a shot Boxmore's parking lot, Boxman stands there with a bunch of Darrells, Shannons and Raymonds.)
Lord Boxman So what are you waiting for? Come on down to...
Shannon (Off screen, singing) Boxmooore... Where you get moooore.... For-...
(Infomercial ends. Cuts to with Boxman, Raymond, Shannon and Darrell reviewing the Infomercial's footage.)
Raymond I don't know guys... I think it's a slam dunk.
Lord Boxman Oh... I look so-... Puffy... (Turning to the robots) Am I getting puffy? You can say it. I'm getting puffy aren't I? This isn't puff?!
Darrell No, no, no, no...
Shannon (Shaking Raymond) What. Happened. To the rest of my jingle?!
Raymond Uh. Cut for ti-...
(The moment Shannon is about to punch Raymond gets cut off.) [THE END]


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Pilot Lakewood Plaza Turbo
Shorts KOEnidRadCarolEnid's Bad DayBarrels and CratesRad CriesRad's VanCommercialPower-Up!!!DendyBoxmore Infomercial
Season One Let's Be HeroesLet's Be FriendsYou're Everybody's SidekickWe Messed UpJethro's All YoursYou're Level 100!Sibling RivalryI Am DendyYou Get MeYou Are RadJust Be a PebblePresenting Joe CuppaDo You Have Any More in the Back?My Dad Can Beat Up Your DadWe've Got PestsLegends of Mr. GarKnow Your MomWe're CapturedFace Your FearsEverybody Likes Rad?You Have to CarePlaza PromSecond First DateOne Last ScoreT.K.O.Stop Attacking the PlazaWe've Got FleasNo More Pow CardsA Hero's FateLet's Have a StakeoutParents DayWe Got HackedRad Likes RobotsKO's Video ChannelThe Power Is Yours!Glory DaysPlazalympicsBack in Red ActionLet's Take a MomentVillains' Night OutVillains' Night InPlaza ShortsLet's Watch the PilotMystery Science Fair 201XLad & LogicOK Dendy! Let's Be K.O.!RMS & Brandon's First EpisodeLet's Not Be SkeletonsAction NewsThe Perfect MealHope This FliesYou're in Control
Season Two Seasons ChangeLord Cowboy DarrellPlaza Film FestivalBe a TeamMy Fair CarolLet's Watch the Boxmore ShowYour World is an IllusionThe So-Bad-icalPoint to the PlazaT.K.O.'s HouseRed Action to the FutureDendy's PowerSpecial DeliveryWisdom, Strength And CharismaBittersweet RivalsAre You Ready for Some Megafootball?!Mystery SleepoverFinal ExamsSoda GenieCarolQuestBoxman CrashesMonster PartyCrossover NexusSuper Black FridayPlaza Alone