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[The short begins with a static screen, then quickly changes to a shot of a Darrell laughing in black and white]

Raymond: [Narrating] Villains of the world,

[Suddenly a K.O. cardboard figure shows up, it has a mustache and "angry eyebrows" drawn on it]

Raymond: [Narrating] has this ever happened to you?

[There's a shot of Darrell pretending to get punched, and dramatically dropping to the ground]

Raymond: [Narrating] Are you sick of fighting your own battles?

[The Darrell on the ground nods and we get a shot of Boxman walking around inside Boxmore]

Boxman: Well, don't! [Screen changes and we're shown Darrells being built behind Boxman] Here at Boxmore we build quality robot henchman. [The screen changes again and now we're shown the robots' parts being put in boxes] Box 'em up, and ship them right to your evil lair.

[We're now shown a split screen, the left one has regular Boxman in it while the right one has Boxman pretending to be a truck driver]

Boxman: [Knocks on the truck twice] Where they'll take the hit so you don't have to!

Boxman: [Pretending to be a truck driver] But don't take it from me!

[Screen cuts to an interview with Vormulax]

Vormulax: [Reading some lines that are off screen] When I had troubles with... [Squints eyes] Heroes... Boxmore robots... Er... S-Saaaved the duh-...Day! [Smiles] Day. Thanks, Boxmore. [Turns to the left] Was that good?

[The scene changes to another interview, this time with Miss Quantum]

Miss Quantum: [Petting a cat on her lap while other cats can be seen in the background playing with Boxmore boxes] I was hesitant at first, but I'm so glad I placed the order! The cats just love these boxes!

Boxman: [Off screen, whispering] What about the robots...

Miss Quantum: Say what, now?

Boxman: [Still whispering, but in a more aggressive tone] The robots.

Miss Quantum: [Putting a hand up to her ear] I-... I can't hear you. What?

Boxman: [Shouting and startling the cats] THE RO-

[Screen changes to a shot of Professor Venomous walking around with Fink on a leash, seemingly on an airport]

Venomous: What?! Oh. [Speaking in a hurry] Oh-... Yeah, yeah,yeah. They're- They're great.

Fink: [Pointing towards something off screen] Can I get an ice cream?

[The scene changes to a frontal shot of Boxman, he's sitting at his desk with a mug reading "#1 Dad" and a golden plate with his name inscribed on it near him]

Boxman: So, how much would you expect to pay for this remarkable service?

[Screen changes to a shot of Darrell]

Darrell: 20,000,000 technos?

Boxman: [Off screen] No.

Darrell: 10,000,000 technos?

Boxman: [Off screen] ((note: not sure what he says here, someone please edit this later))

Darrell: [In shock] 5,000,000 technos?!!!

[The scene changes to a close up shot of Boxman]

Boxman: Yup.

[Screen changes to a shot of Darrell and his head explodes]

Raymond:[Off screen, reading] Limited time financing available at 0% APR

[Screen changes to a shot Boxmore's parking lot, Boxman stands there with a bunch of Darrells, Shannons and Raymonds]

Boxman: So what are you waiting for? Come on down to...

Shannon: [Off screen, singing] Boxmooore... Where you get moooore.... For-... [Infomercial ends]

[We change to a scene with Boxman, Raymond, Shannon and Darrel reviewing the Infomercial's footage]

Raymond: I don't know guys... I think it's a slam dunk.

Boxman: Oh... I look so-... Puffy... [Turning to the robots] Am I getting puffy? You can say it. I'm getting puffy aren't I? This isn't puff?!

Darrell: No, no, no, no...

Shannon: [Shaking Raymond] What. Happened. To the rest of my jingle?!

Raymond: Uh. Cut for ti-...

[Short ends the moment it seems Shannon is about to punch Raymond]

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Pilot Lakewood Plaza Turbo
Shorts KOEnidRadCarolEnid's Bad DayBarrels and CratesRad CriesRad's VanCommercialPower-Up!!!DendyBoxmore InfomercialKO's Inner MonologueAction NewsThe Life of DarrellWhere In The World Is Mr. GarEnid vs. Rad
Season One Let's Be HeroesLet's Be FriendsYou're Everybody's SidekickWe Messed UpJethro's All YoursYou're Level 100!Sibling RivalryI Am DendyDo You Have Any More in the Back?My Dad Can Beat Up Your DadYou Get MeYou Are RadJust Be a PebblePresenting Joe CuppaWe've Got PestsLegends of Mr. GarKnow Your MomWe're CapturedFace Your FearsEverybody Likes Rad?You Have to CarePlaza PromSecond First DateOne Last ScoreT.K.O.Stop Attacking the PlazaWe've Got FleasNo More Pow CardsA Hero's FateLet's Have a StakeoutRad Likes RobotsKO's Video ChannelThe Power Is Yours!Glory DaysPlazalympicsParents DayWe Got HackedBack in Red ActionLet's Take a MomentVillains' Night OutVillains' Night InLet's Watch the PilotMystery Science Fair 201XRMS & Brandon's First EpisodeLad & LogicOK Dendy! Let's Be K.O.!Plaza ShortsLet's Not Be SkeletonsAction NewsThe Perfect MealHope This FliesYou're in Control