Do You Have Any More in the Back?/Transcript

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Speaker	Dialogue
[Rad is holding a magazine and talking to K.O.]
Rad	The thing about magazines is they're not free, right?
K.O.	Yup! That's the thing about magazines!
Rad	[Shows a magazine page containing a free sample for invisibility juice] But the free samples inside the magazines are totally free.
[Rad starts rubbing the page on himself while giggling and starts turning invisible. K.O. does the same thing as Rad and also starts turning invisible. The scene transitions using Rad's head.]
Rad	[During transition, whispering.] Rad knows...
[In the next scene, Rad and K.O. are standing next to a crate of bombs.]
Rad	Freshness is key when picking the perfect explosive. [He picks up a bomb, flicks it and it explodes in his face.] Too ripe.
[The scene transitions using Rad's head again.]
Rad	[During transition, whispering.] Rad knows...
[In the next scene, Rad and K.O. are standing next to the juice dispensers. Rad is holding cups of different sizes.]
Rad	You got your standard cup sizes. [He picks up K.O.] But did you know that the biggest cup of all is your skull. [He places K.O. under a juice dispenser and opens his mouth.] Behold!
[Rad turns on the juice dispenser and K.O.'s mouth starts filling up with juice. Once full, Rad then turns off the machine and pushes K.O. onto the floor.]
K.O.	[Muffled] Gosh, Rad! [He swallows the juice and talks normally.] How do you even know all this stuff?
Rad	Because, K.O., I know everything! [Starts walking away.]
K.O.	[Amazed] Everything?! [Follows Rad.]
Rad	For instance, [He picks up a box using the levitation beam from his finger and throws it away.] did you know that Gar's Bodega is named after Mr. Gar, our boss?
K.O.	No way!
Enid	Of course it's named after Mr. Gar. Everyone knows that.
[Holo-Jane nods in agreement.]
Rad	Please Enid. You're just jealous because I figured it out first and you're only pretending that you knew.
K.O.	Yeah, Enid. Rad knows everything.
Enid	Who told you that?
K.O.	[Gestures to Rad.] He did!
[Fish Dude approaches Rad.]
Fish Dude	Uh, excuse me. I was looking for the super shaving cre—
Rad	Shaving beams are in aisle three, dude.
Fish Dude	Uh, no, super shaving cream. You guys are all out. Do you have anymore in the back?
K.O.	[Gasps] The back of the store? The most dangerous and mysterious maze known to employee-kind?
[The title card appears]
Rad	Danger? "Mystery"? Hah! How soon you all forget that I know everything! Especially where to find your piddling cream. Come on, K.O.
[K.O. and Rad approaches to the back of the store]
Enid	You know I have to go watch him embarrass himself, right?
[Enid closed the register which angers the customers]
Enid	Hey, wait up, guys!
Rad	Ah, the store room. A.K.A., my domain.
K.O.	Whoa!
Enid	Please. It's just a stockroom, K.O., and he's just a stock boy.
Rad	Man! Stock man. Come, my pupils. The back is this way. Well, it's more of a back and down, downtown, back, down. You gotta go downstairs.
[Enid and Rad passes by the lift]
K.O.	Oh! A creaky old lift! Please tell me this is how we get to the back and down and the rest!
Enid	The stairs are this way, K.O. That thing's been busted for—
Rad	For you guys, totally. But for a hero like me it's... [The lift moves a bit] Uh, safe, but not totally practical.
Enid	You sure about that?
K.O.	Come on, Enid. If Rad says it's safe, it's gotta be safe!
Rad	Yes! But I'm also super sensible. [Grabs K.O.] So we'll just take the stairs.
Enid	Cool, I'll lead the way.
Rad	Oh, no, I'm the leader with all the... knowledge here. So we follow me!
Enid	*sighs* Crazy, dangerous old lift it is. [Rad and K.O. entered the lift. Enid pushes them to make room] Make some room, at least.
Rad	Hold on tight, jerks. [Pushes a lever] Guess this thing is broken. Oh—
[The lift goes down and they all scream. Enid tosses a grappling rope to escape from the lift]
Enid	Autumn breeze! [She, Rad, and K.O. lands on the pile on leaves. The lift crashes]
[Rad coughs out leaves while Enid fixes her hair]
Enid	Well, at least you're right about it being broken now.
Rad	Uh, I just pushed the lever too hard. [KO pops out] *chuckles* Don't know my own strength.
K.O.	But I thought you knew everything?
Rad	Well, yeah. It's just, you know, [Flexes] I'm always getting buffer, so...
K.O.	Dang!
Rad	[Pulls K.O. out] Come on, we're almost there.
K.O.	[On Rad's back] So this place is kind of like a corn maze, huh? Have you guys ever been to one?
Enid	Nah, corn freaks me out.
K.O.	I always get lost in them. What about you, Rad?
Rad	Ha. I always know the right path. [Show them walking around the maze] This way! Over here! Uh, this is the way! Almost there!
Enid	Still no shaving cream.
K.O.	I can't even tell what direction we started from!
Rad	You don't gotta worry about that with me guiding ya! [Passes through vines] Watch your head.
K.O.	Oh. *chuckles*
Enid	Uh, vines? Rad, are you sure this is the right— Hey! Check out these Gloops!
K.O.	Weird!
Enid	Hey, Rad, is it okay to touch these things?!
Rad	Sure.
Enid	[Puts a stick on them but burns it] Ooh! *screams* What the heck, dude?! I almost lost my favorite hand!
Rad	Oh! I thought you meant, uh, emotionally touch— like tell it a sad story or something. Yeah, you shouldn't physically touch things.
K.O.	Wow! Rad really knows his stuff!
Gary	Halt! Go ye no further. For deep in the bowels of the back and down, down, down, back, down lie dark forces whose power—
Rad	[Pushes Gary] Get our of the way, Gary.
Gary	Oh, hey, Rad. You on break?
Enid	Hey, Gary.
Gary	Hey, Enid.
K.O.	Hi, guy I don't know!
Enid	Man, Gary wasn't kidding with that darkness shtick.
Rad	Gary doesn't know anything. We just gotta, uh... use this flashlight that's always here. [Flashlight bites him] Yeow!
Enid	It's a mimic! Get it!
[Fights the flashlight mimic]
[Enid turns on the light as K.O. and Rad finds the flashlight to fight it]
K.O.	Take that, darkness!
Rad	Hey, where'd it go?!
Enid	I take it you know about this light switch, genius?
Rad	Obviously. It's just the power's normally out down here.
Enid	What about the mimic?
Rad	Clearly, I was protecting you guys.
K.O.	Man, it must be hard being smart and selfless.
[Enters the mummy room]
Rad	And here we are in the, uh... Bathroom.
Enid	Bathroom?
Rad	Yeah. See? Here's the toilet! [The tomb moves] Wha!
K.O.	Someone's using it! [A mummy hand pops out] [Hands the toilet paper to it] I got you, buddy!
Ms Mummy	Hmm? Oh, thank you! Travelers! Are you perhaps lost?
K.O.	No way! Rad knows all about this place!
Ms Mummy	Ah, so the handsome one is guiding you. Then there won't be a need for my extensive back room maps? [Pulls out a map]
Enid	You have maps?! [Grabs to Rad's shoulder] She has maps!
Rad	*scoffs* Like I'd need a map.
K.O.	But a backup couldn't hurt. *grunts*
Rad	[Levitates K.O. and grabs Enid's arm] Save 'em for the tourists.
Enid	Ew! Why are your hands so sweaty?
Ms Mummy	Ooh! Just my color!
Enid	Rad, hold up! Hey! [Turns into a stump] [Appears in front of Rad] Okay, real talk? I haven't seen a single bodega product for the past like, 20 rooms.
Rad	That's because I'm taking us through the scenic route.
Enid	I'm going back for the map.
Rad	What?! [Enid flips above Rad] Enid, come back! [Enid runs] Hey!
[Sees a different room]
K.O.	Wasn't this that mummy's room?
Enid	The rooms are randomly generated?!
[K.O. gets distracted]
Rad	Well, there you have it, Enid. You have no choice but to follow my lead.
Enid	[Grabs Rad's shirt] Listen here, you tiny little man. We're lost and you have no idea what you're doing. I'm in charge now.
Rad	*gulps* Uh, yeah?! Well, then I'm not coming!
Enid	Whatever. [Rad blows a raspberry] Come on, K.O. [Enid and K.O. goes to another room]
K.O.	Okay! [On Enid's back] It's weird Rad didn't want to come with us. We're probably slowing him down, huh? [Enid scoffs] Hey look! [Points to a map]
Enid	Is that a map?!
K.O.	Now we can make Rad's knowledge ours, too! [The map is a mimic]
[K.O. screams and tears the map]
Enid	K.O. you all right?
K.O.	Yes.
[Mimic turns into a weapon. Enid throws it to the wall]
K.O.	No way!
Enid	Uh!
[Enid dodges the hammer and K.O. punches it]
Enid	[Uses her power kick] Gotcha! K.O., use your power move before it can reform!
K.O.	Okay!
[K.O. and Enid uses their power move to attack it]
Enid	I think we got 'em. [Mimic was the floor. Eats K.O. and Enid]
[K.O. and Enid fights it]
Enid	One more time K.O.!
[Mimic was crushed sending K.O. and Enid to the ground]
Enid	*growls* Great! We're hopelessly lost, and we're gonna starve! And I'm gonna miss every shade'Oboyz concert— all because we're stuck here forever!
K.O.	We can't be stuck here forever, 'cause at 5:00, I've gotta go home and eat spaghetti.
Enid	And how will we get back?
K.O.	Rad!
Enid	That useless dweeb got us into this mess!
K.O.	He's not useless! He knows what he's doing.
Enid	You really look up to Rad, huh?
K.O.	Mmm.
Enid	*sighs* But you know, nobody's perfect, not even the people you look up to. You should try looking at Rad for who he really is, not for who you want him to be. It's more fair that way— for the both of you.
K.O.	I'm gonna miss that spaghetti.
Rad 1	Hey, guys. I'm sorry about everything. I was a real stinker and... Gosh it all, I went ahead and got that map for us.
Rad 2	There you are, jerks. I got tired of waiting for you guys to come apologize to me, so I came... Who's this doofus?
[K.O. gasps]
K.O. & Enid	A mimic!
Rad 1	I guess I put myself ahead of the group, and that was just plain wrong.
Rad 2	*laughs* Dude! *laughs*
K.O.	What do we do?! Which one is which?!
Enid	Think, K.O. Look at them for who they really are.
K.O.	Who they really are? Hmm. Well, the Rad on the right seems like he really cares about us!
Rad 1	I went ahead and got that map.
K.O.	Except Rad hasn't been very helpful at all.
[Shows flashback where Rad isn't helpful]
Rad	Then I'm not coming! Ha— like I'd need a map.
K.O.	He's the reason we got lost in the first place! Which means... The real Rad is... the bad Rad.
[The fake Rad was a mimic. He attacks the real Rad]
Mimic	I'll sup upon thy bones! [Throws Rad to the ground] You've sniffed me out, have you, bodega knaves? Huzzah for you.
Rad	*chuckles* Oh, man. Even his evil speech is geeky. Oh man!
Enid	Ugh, enough! Let's get this wiener!
[K.O., Enid, and Rad was going to fight the mimic]
Mimic	Hold! If this truly be our final battle, let's do it right.
Enid	What do you mean, "do it right"?
Mimic	Take turns, silly. Let me just roll for initiative here. [Rolls dice]
Enid	Dude, what are you doing?!
Mimic	Um, a little thing called playing by the rules! You gonna roll your dice or not?
Rad, Enid, & K.O.	No. Dice is for... [Fights the mimic] nerds!
Mimic	Filthy causals. [Vanishes]
Rad	Now then, if you're done doubting my knowledge, we're pretty close to the exit.
Enid	And you reached that conclusion how?
Rad	*groans* I told you already— I know everything!
K.O.	If that were really true, then why'd you get us lost?!
Rad	Hey, first off, we were not lost. [Enid sighs] And, frankly, I resent [Enid sees a map in Rad's back pocket] your lack of faith in me, good buddy.
Enid	Hey! [Grabs the map] Rad! You went back and got the map!
Rad	What? No, I uh...
Enid	So you actually did the right thing for once.
Rad	Look, I... I only got it 'cause you guys wanted to see it so bad. I— I mean, I... Whatever! Can't we just go already? *grumbles*
K.O.	So, Rad did know what he was doing! He's so smart and cool and wise and...
[Next scene shows Enid, Rad, and K.O. opening a tile]
Fish Dude	Hey, you're finally back!
[Enid, Rad, and K.O. gasps]
Rad	Your beard!
Enid	Were we gone that long?
Fish Dude	Oh, no, no. I just grow a beard really quickly. That's why I need that super shaving cream.
Enid	Oh. [Chuckles] The shaving cream.
K.O.	Don't worry, guys! [Picks up the shaving cream] I picked some up on the way!
[The shaving cream was a mimic]
[END]