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[The episode starts off with K.O. show his Chip Damage book to Carol]
K.O.: And now chip damage shoots four different types of laser beams instead of just one. Oh, so cool, right?!
Carol: Okay, you convinced me. I’ll play it with you when I finish work!
K.O.: Oh, wow! Really?! [Jumps up and down] Yeah! [Laughs and opens the car door]
Carol: K.O., wait! Hold out your hand. [Hands K.O. a bag of treats]
K.O.: Wow! Delicious treats. Thanks, Mo—
Carol: K.O., wait! [Points down K.O.’s seat] Look under your seat.
K.O.: Hmm? [Gasps] A brand-new sweatband?! [Puts on sweatband] Just what I needed! Thanks, Mommy! [Drops down from the car]
Carol: K.O., wait! I love you!
K.O.: I love you, too! [Waves back to her as she drives off] [Titlecard appears] My mommy is cool, I am her son. Wherever we go, She makes it fun. She gives me sweet treats, [Eats the treats] that I love to eats. My mommy's the mommy, [Gulps] Nobody can beats! All right, Mother’s Day sale, guide me to the ultimate frame! [Enter the iFrame Outlet store]
Brandon: [Pants as he takes down a frame] I’m fading, dude. I’m not gonna make it.
A Real Magic Skeleton: [Takes down the pictures] Sorry, man. [Looks at his watch] Lunch is not even for like another 15 minutes.
Brandon: I can’t… I can’t!
K.O.: Hey, Brandon. Heya, Real Magic Skeleton. [Zooms in his macaroni art]
[Brandon whimpers and drools]
A Real Magic Skeleton: Dude, no.
Brandon: [Pushes A Real Magic Skeleton] You’ll never stop me!
[A Real Magic Skeleton and Brandon hops to the counter]
Brandon: [Clears throat] How way me— How may we a-assist you, kind sir? [Stomach rumbles]
K.O.: Mother’s Day is tomorrow, and I wanted to get a cool frame for my macaroni art.
A Real Magic Skeleton: [Writes on clipboard] Cool frame. Now what kind?
Brandon: [Pushes A Real Magic Skeleton] Pasta picture, huh?
Brandon: K.O., K.O., K.O.. This is your mom we’re talking about here.
K.O.: So… I should buy a really expensive frame?
A Real Magic Skeleton: Yes! I’ll get the most expensive one we have.
Brandon: Well, of course, you could buy an expensive frame. You could also put a bow on this empty candy wrapper. [Drops it on the floor]
A Real Magic Skeleton: [Slips] Whoa!
Brandon: Or, like, wrap up a… [Gets A Real Magic Skeleton’s boot] slimy old boot!
K.O.: Uh…well, I don’t want to give my mommy trash.
Brandon: No! [Takes K.O.’s macaroni art] Of course not! [Chuckles] [Eats it]
K.O.: That was my best idea. What am I supposed to get her now?
A Real Magic Skeleton: [Regenerates himself] Well, what does your mom like?
K.O.: Um… [Imagines] cooking breakfast, uh, driving me to the plaza, and, uh, running— running the dojo.
A Real Magic Skeleton: That sounds like stuff she does, K.O., not stuff she likes. [K.O. grunts in frustration] Why don’t you just get her a nice custom key chain? What’s her name?
K.O.: Mm. Mommy?
[A Real Magic Skeleton and Brandon laughs]
K.O.: [Thinking] I don’t know anything about my mama. I can’ give her macaroni art.
[K.O. imagines Carol getting disgusted by his macaroni art]
Carol: K.O., why’d you give me trash?
K.O.: And a key chain?
Carol: Oh, K.O.. [Tosses the keychain down] I thought you loved me.
K.O.: These aren’t presents. They’re— They’re… thoughtless. [Sighs] Just… thoughtless. Thoughtless.
A Real Magic Skeleton: You’re a monster.
Brandon: Don’t judge me. You don’t even have a stomach.
K.O.: Thoughtless. Thoughtless. Thoughtless. Hmm? Guidance!
[Shy Ninja and Vormulax fights in the background. K.O. peeks at the window to see Carol heading in the back and Gertie, Gladys, and Ginger exercising]
Gladys: I am just so exhausted.
[K.O. clears throat]
Ginger, Gertie, and Gladys: [Gasps] It’s Carol’s boy! [Heads out to hug K.O.]
K.O.: [Halts them] Please tell me everything you know about my mommy!
Ginger: Well, she’s got a page on KickiPunchia, see? [Shows her phone to K.O.]
K.O.: Oh, yeah! Carol.
Ginger: Silver Spark was a big deal back in the day. [K.O. plays video] She could mimic the powers of any opponent. [slides to next screen] And she was recruited by Worldclass Superhero Squad P.O.I.N.T.. [slides to next screen] She took down the infamous Kactus Krew, [slides to next screen] and it was the talk of the town for weeks after. But about 6 to 11 years ago, she quit the team.
K.O.: 6 to 11? 6 to 11?! That’s exactly how old I am! Was it my fault?
Carol: [Heads back] All right, ladies, break time’s ov…er? [K.O. vanishes without her spotting him]
Ginger: Where’d he go?
K.O.: [Thinking] Oh, did Mommy really quit her cool superhero life because I came along? What kind of gift can hold up to that?! Think, you garbage boy! Oh, think!
[Shy Ninja and Vormulax fights. Shy Ninja defeats Vormulax. She giggles]
Vormulax: You’ve beaten me, Shy Ninja. Go ahead. Gloat if you must! [Shy Ninja giggles] Really? Oh. Okay. Well, remember this— you are nothing without me, for a hero is not a hero without a villain!
K.O.: That’s it! [Thinking] If I can get one of Mom’s old villains to come and fight her, she’ll be a hero again. It’s… [Imagines Carol beating a villain]
Carol: Wow! My very own villain!
Carol: I love ya, kiddo!
K.O.: Thoughtful! [Runs to a photo booth] All right, now to make some calls. [Looks at the phone] What the heck is this thing? Mm. [Gets out his phone scrolling his contacts] Kactus Krew… Kactus Krew. Ah! Ferocactus. [Calls]
[Ferocactus’ phone rings as he is slowly approaching it]
Ferocactus: [Groans] I’m a-comin’. I’m a-comin’.
K.O.: Eh. Must be busy fightin’ a hero. Let’s try… Prostratum! [Whistling]
[It is revealed that Prostratum passed away as the nurse moved his blanket]
K.O.: Ugh! Busy again! How about, uh… Succ-u-lentus? Please, please pick up.
[Succulentus is relaxing as he watches his grandkids playing at the pool. The telephone rings]
Cactus Kid: Gampy! Gampy!
Succulentus: What is it?!
K.O.: Oh, um… will you… Will you fight my mommy?
Cactus Kid: Gampy, Gampy!
Succulentus: Put that down!
Cactus Kid: No! [Runs away]
K.O.: Oh, right, um… Silver Spark, um… uh, challenges you to a power battle!
Succulentus: Silver Spark.
K.O.: That’s right, you— you weenie! Come to the dojo at Lakewood Plaza! And don’t forget your costume. Ha! [Puts away his phone] This is gonna be the best gift of all time.
Cactus Kid: Gampy.
Succulentus: Can you drive?
A Real Magic Skeleton: Just saying, your action have consequences.
Brandon: [Still eating the macaroni] [Scoffs] You don’t really believe in that stuff, do you?
[A car approaches]
Succulentus: [Gets off the car] Silver Spark! [His grandson honks the car] What is the matter with you?!
Cactus Kid: Gampy!
Succulentus: [Approaches to the Dojo] SilverSpark, come on out and face me! And hurry up! My life could end at any second!
Carol: [Walks out] Succulentus? Is that you?
Succulentus: That’s right! And I’m taking you down once and for all, Silver Spark— in the name of the Kactus Krew! [Grows a cane out of his head and attaches to the cane he has] Are you ready?! [Runs] Aaaaaaaaaaah! Every step that I take… is another mistake for you! [Carol dodges his attacks] I wanna see you try to take a swing at me. [Carol punches him] Aah!
K.O.: Yes! I knew this was the perfect gift!
Succulentus: [Pants] [Puts back his sunglasses] Now you’ve woken up the demon in me!
Carol: [Gets his cane as his hands are still on it] Why’d you come to the plaza to fight me?
Succulentus: You wanted to!
Carol: Why’d you go and drag up the past?
Succulentus: You wanted to!
Carol: That’s not true! That’s the last thing I wanted.
Succulentus: Then why’d I get a call saying you wanted to throw down?
K.O.: Silver Spark! Silver Spark! Ooh! [Hides in the trashcan]
[A rat appears]
Rat: Hey, how’s it going?
Succulentus: Enough! Stop confusing what is real. It doesn’t matter who brought me here. You’re gonna pay for all those years of beating me, beating me down!
Carol: [Groans] Were we really like this 6 to 11 years ago?
Succulentus: [Sticks his cane on the ground] A bloom, cactus, bloom in the plaza. A bloom, cactus, bloom in the plaza. A bloom, cactus, bloom in the plaza. A bloom, cactus, bloom in the plaza. [Carol dodges a bloomed cactus] A bloom, cactus, bloom in the plaza. A bloom, cactus, bloom in the plaza. [Carol dodges another cactus] A bloom, cactus, bloom in… [Wheezing] A bloom, cactus. [Blooms a couple small cacti] Bloom, cactus, bloom in the… Bloom [panting] cactus.
Carol: You feelin’ all right?
Succulentus: [Panting] It’s— It’s been a while.
Carol: What do ya say we call off this power battle and sort things out over some coffee?
Succulentus: [Sighing] Yeah. A-A coffee would really wake me up inside about now.
K.O.: [Sticks out the garage can] Huh?
[Carol and Succulentus got coffee and exits the coffee shop]
Carol: [Laughs] Those were some good times. [Laughs with Succulentus] You take care of yourself now!
Succulentus: Yes. Yes, you too. And now to find my thoughtless goof of a grandson.
Carol: [Waves bye to Succulentus] You want to tell me why you called up old Succulentus… K.O.?
K.O.: [Peeps out of the bush] I-I just wanted to give you one last battle with your old archenemy… for Mother’s Day.
Carol: What? I don’t understand. Why not one of your handmade cards? I love those!
K.O.: Well… you had to give up all of your hard work and quit your superhero team… because I was born. I was just trying to make up for it.
Carol: Oh! [Boinks K.O.’s head] My little dumbbell! Me quitting P.O.I.N.T. had nothing to do with you.
K.O.: Then what did it have to do with? [Falls off the bush] Oh!
Carol: Well… [The flashback takes place on a rainy day with thunder crashing. An exterior shot of a donut shop being blasted shows, with an alarm setting off. Two pairs of legs were shown exiting from the donut shop. In the next shot, it shows a sandwich being dropped to the floor, thus ending the flashback.]
It’s grown-up stuff, and none of it matters. ‘Cause I’m happy where I am now.
K.O.: But wasn’t P.O.I.N.T. your dream?
Carol: Sure, it was, back then. But now my dream is raising you to be kind and thoughtful. And you let me achieve that dream every day by being all those things and more! [K.O. giggles] Now… what do ya say we go home and play that game?!
K.O.: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
[They head off. A Real Magic Skeleton is next to the bathroom while Brandon has his problem]
Brandon: [Sighs] Why is this happening to me?! Oh! [Screams]
A Real Magic Skeleton: Your actions have consequences. [Brandon grunts] My, dude.
[The episode ends]