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[K.O. is running around the parking lot while Rad and Enid are sweeping up of what's left of Darrell's body]

K.O.: W-Wowee! I couldn't believe-- And did you see-- And, like, it was-- It was so-- Aah. When I'm a hero, I'm gonna be just like Mr. Gar! [Grunting, fake punching]

Enid: [Laughing] There's a lot more to being a hero than just fancy moves, kid. It takes hard work. This is us training under Mr. Gar to be great heroes.

K.O.: Whoa! So you guys are training by just, like, cleaning up garbage? Well, well, I could do that. I must do that.

[The title card appears.]

Rad: [Trying to fit one last robot part into the garbage can.] Uh, we don't just clean up garbage, kid. We also fight evil robots.[Slams the last robot piece inside the garbage can, grunting] Sometimes.

K.O.: Ooh, sometimes. But wait, that means more than one times. How can there even be so many robots?!

Enid: Take a knee, K.O. [Kneeling on one knee.]

K.O.: [Fully kneeling.]

Enid: I said knee, not knees.

K.O.: Oh, is this better? [Kneeling on one knee.]

Enid: Yes, now look. When a dumb nerd and a dumb factory love each other very much, they waste a lot of time and money making dumb robots to attack the plaza.

K.O.: Dumb nerd? Dumb nerd?! What dumb nerd!

Rad: Lord Buttman.

K.O.: Of course, the Buttman.

Enid: It's Lord Boxman. And are you seriously trying to tell me that you didn't notice that giant evil factory across the street?

[Thunder crashes, suspenseful music plays.]

K.O.: Whaaaaaaat?!

[Rad and Enid both laugh.]

Lord Boxman: [Looking out the window.] Gross.

Darrell: Aah! [Crashes through the window.] Oh, hey, dad. I'm Back!

Lord Boxman: And?

Darrell: And... I failed you.

Lord Boxman: No, you failed me! Come, Darrell, do you know why I send you robots over to destroy Lakewood Plaza? To eliminate friendship! Lakewood Plaza is crawling with friendship!

Darrell: Hey, look! More me's!

Lord Boxman: Silence! You see Darrell--

Ernesto 2199: If I could just have a sliver of your time, Lord Boxman. A client, uh, just called.

Lord Boxman: Ernesto 2199, can you not see that I'm trying to focus on getting upset about some kids across the street having fun?! [Blows up Ernesto]

[Ernestos 2403 and 2055 are laughing.]

Lord Boxman: I hate people enjoying each other.

Ernesto 2403 and Ernesto 2055: Uh...

Lord Boxman: When people enjoy each other, they don't buy evil fighting robots. This is a graph of our sales.

[Graph displays a slow decline in sales.]

Darrell: Ooh, math!

Lord Boxman: Now watch what happens when we introduce friendship to the equation. [Presses a button, the graph plummets, displaying little to no sales.] See? Friendship, lowers, our, graphs! Besides, it's just plain disgusting. [Opens a hatch to a furnace.]

Darrell: Hey, cool, fire! Is this supposed to teach me like, how friendship makes you feel?

Lord Boxman: No. [Throws Darrell's head in, closes the hatch.] It's supposed to teach you to never fail me again!

Darrell: [Sadly, while melting.] I deserve this.

[A giant claw drops another Darrell before Lord Boxman.]

Darrell: Yeah, I deserved that. But I won't fail you next time boss! [Saluting.]

Lord Boxman: Silence.

[Lord Boxman walks over to his throne.]

Lord Boxman: [Peering out the window.] Ooh, those rotten kids! [Peering out the window again.] Still alive. [Grunting.] Ooh, I just- [Babbling, whimpering, panting.]

[A "ding" sound comes from a conveyor belt.]

Shannon: Never send a 1.0 robot to do a 2.0's job, Dad. [Flips in the air, throwing razor blades, and showing off.]

Lord Boxman: Ah, Shannon. My spoiled teenage daughter. Do you have a plan?

Shannon: Of course. [Chuckles]

Lord Boxman: Then go succeed where your brother Darrell failed, and ruin those rotten kids!

Shannon: Trust me, they won't even know what hit them. [Puts on lipstick very incorrectly]

[Cuts to Rad opening boxes.]

K.O.: So, can I hang out with you guys and be friends? [Pops out of an open box.] Then I could work hard to become a great hero, too.

Rad: [Pulls K.O. out of the box.] Kid, you can't just hang out here.

K.O.: But you guys do.

Rad: [Places some sausages on a shelf.] That's 'cause it's our job.

K.O.: Oh. [Slaps Rad on his butt.] Then can I have a job, too?

Rad: Not just anyone can work here. You gotta have mad skills, like this.

[Rad shoots a levitation beam out of his finger towards some objects stacked on a shelf and re-stacks them on a higher shelf. Colewort is caught while trying to grab one of the objects and is sent through the roof.]

Rad: [Blows on his finger.] See?

K.O.: [Mesmerized] That was beautiful.

Rad: [Blushes] Yeah? [Clears his throat.] Yeah. Yeah, it was. I can show you some other cool moves if you --

Enid: Rad. Magazines. Restock them. [Picks her nose.]

K.O.: Hi Enid. I would like a job here, please.

Enid: K.O., you do not wanna spend your days looking at all this.

K.O.: Yeah, I do. I can help. I can do anything.

Enid: Oh, anything, huh? How about this?

[Enid shoots a fireball out of her foot. It ricochets all over the store until it hits a pair of sunglasses. The sunglasses then fly off the shelf and land over Enid's eyes.]

K.O.: [Dumbfounded] Um... I can do this other cool thing. [Grunting] Fireball!

[K.O. tries shooting a fireball from his fist but it is not working. Enid looks amused. Colewort finally falls through the roof and breaks some pickle jars.]

Enid: Oh, man.

Colewort: I fell.

Enid: Yep, I can see that, Colewort. [Picks up some unbroken pickle jars.]

Colewort: I see the light.

K.O.: Enid, let me help.

Enid: Just a second, K.O., I'm kind of -- [Drops the pickle jars she has picked up on Colewort.]

Colewort: Ow! Ow!

Enid: [Groans]

K.O.: Uh, um...

[Potato walks by and slips on the mess.]

Potato: Aah!

Enid: Rad, mop! Now!

K.O.: Wait, I can get it.

Rad: Move it or lose it, kid. [Begins mopping.]

[Neil appears holding a loaf of bread.]

Neil: Hey, excuse me.

Rad: I'll be with you in just a second.

Neil: But it's an emergency! I don't want this bread!

K.O.: I'll do it! [Grabs the mop Rad is holding.]

Rad: [Starts tugging on the mop with K.O.] This isn't a game.

[K.O. lets go of the mop which knocks Rad into Enid.]

Enid: Whoa!

[They both fall into the pickle mess on the floor.]

Enid: Aw, gross, man!

Rad: Kid, you need to quit getting in our way.

[K.O. watches Rad and Enid while they clean themselves.]

Colewort: Whoa!

Enid: Can you all just stop?

[K.O. leaves the store with a sad expression on his face. Shannon watches K.O. leave the store from a nearby bush. Scene changes to K.O. laying on the grass outside the store.]

K.O.: [Thinking] Man, Rad and Enid are on another level. I wanna work with them so bad, but I can't even do a cool power move. I can't give up. There must be some way I could convince them to give me another chance. Maybe if I brought them a giant cake, or if I let them hold my rarest Pow cards. Maybe if I wore a baseball cap backwards. [He pictures these scenarios in the clouds.]

[Shannon appears before him with a poor disguise.]

Shannon: Excuse me. I couldn't help but notice your unemployment. You know these days if you wanna work at a place like Gar's, you gotta do something really special.

K.O.: [Disappointed] A résumé.

Shannon: No, no, no, no. I'm talking something like... infiltrating Lord Boxman's lair and maybe, like, defeating him all by yourself.

K.O.: That's a good idea, so good that Rad and Enid will have to hire me and be my friends. [Runs towards Boxmore] Thanks for the help, ominous stranger! You're the best!

Shannon: Ch'yeah, obviously. [Laughs evilly]

Enid: K.O.?

Rad: Hey K.O., where'd you go. Hey, what's that Shannon doing here?

K.O.: [Running] This is it, nothing will get in my [Abruptly stops] wa-a-ay!

[Stoplight dings, then K.O. runs on. He then runs into Boxmore where he meet more Darrells.]

K.O.: Wow. All right, a sneaking mission. Sneak, sneak, sneak. Sneak, sneak, sneak, sneak, sneak, sneak.

[Runs through an open door past another Darrell.]

Darrell: Hey.

K.O.: Ha ha, perfect stealth.

Ernesto 2903: So, anyway, I told her--

[K.O. then comes in with a cardboard box on his head.]

K.O.: Beep. Boop, boop, morp, boop, blorp. [Walking off screen]

Ernesto 2903: Should we be offended by that?

[K.O. then walks into an empty area]

K.O.: Yep, if getting in was this simple, beating the Boxman fella should be easy as a slice of sweet potato pie. [Laughs]

[He then gets trapped by some metal arm restraints and gets pushed up by a metal platform. Lord Boxman then comes out from the shadows on his floating desk]

Lord Boxman: Sweet potato pie, was it?

K.O.: Who are you?

Lord Boxman: Is it not obvious?

K.O.: [Thinking] Shoot what was it again? Buttman?

[Boxman then appears above K.O.]

Lord Boxman: Lord Boxman! I've had my eye on you, you know. I see you got yourself a little friendship going with those two goons at Gar's.

K.O.: [Confused] Friendship?

Lord Boxman: Yes, it's disgusting and I hate it, and I want it destroyed!

K.O.: Y-You really think they wanna be my friend?

Lord Boxman: Not anymore. Do these look like the faces of friendship?

[Then appears a hologram from a Boxmore security camera showing Rad and Enid wait at the same stoplight with Rad holding Shannon by her leg.]

Lord Boxman: They found out you came here, K.O., and they're clearly seething with rage at having to waste their time rescuing a nuisance like you.

K.O.: They weren't supposed to come get me. I was going to beat you and prove my worth.

[The screen disappears]

Lord Boxman: All you did was fall into my trap.

K.O.: No.

Lord Boxman: Yes. And after this foolish stunt, they're gonna beat you up.

K.O.: No.

Lord Boxman: And then they'll never want to play with you ever again!

K.O.: No-o-o-o-o!

[The scene changes to Rad (still carrying Shannon) and Enid running towards Boxmore. Once inside they're seen running over a bridge. While running over the bridge Rad knocks a Darrell over the edge and Enid knocks an Ernesto over. Then they're seen running through an office past two Ernestos. While there, Enid knocks a stack of papers off a desk.]

Ernesto: Hey!

[The scene returns to K.O. and Lord Boxman, who is watching Rad and Enid on the same holographic screen.]

Lord Boxman: Prince Peach Fuzz and The Sarcasm Queen are headed right this way. Getting scared, are we?

K.O.: [Sweating nervously] Wha-- What?

Lord Boxman: Why, you see what they do to people who get in their way.

[The screen shows Rad and Enid destroy a Jethro.]

Lord Boxman: And seeing as I'd hate to get in their way, I'll just put you between us.

[Lord Boxman flips some switches and K.O. is released from his restraints. Lord Boxman then retreats a distance on his flotaing desk.

Lord Boxman: Blinds!

[Some closed blinds appear in front of Lord Boxman and he peaks through them.]

Lord Boxman: [Quietly] Now to watch from the shadows like a total creep.

K.O.: [Sadly] I guess Lord Boxman was right. Rad and Enid will never want to be my friends after this.

[Rad and Enid appear in the room. Rad throws Shannon and she lands in front of K.O.]

K.O.: Aah! [Backs away] I promise I won't get in your way again.

[Rad runs towards K.O. and K.O. flinches. Rad then dives at K.O. and grabs him.]

K.O.: [Grunts]

Lord Boxman: Yes, crush him, you oaf.

[Rad holds K.O. up.]

Rad: [Laughs] K.O.!

K.O.: Rad, you're not mad at me?

Enid: Mad at you? We came here to save you.

K.O.: [Sadly] But why would you want to save a nuisance like me?

Enid: Come on, K.O. [She grabs K.O.] You're not a nuisance. [She throws K.O. up into the air.] We like having you around!

Lord Boxman: What?!

K.O.: But aren't you guys upset that I --

Rad: Broke into Buttman's lair all by yourself? Yeah, that was pretty stupid, but it also took serious guts! [Rad slaps K.O. on his back.]

Lord Boxman: No, no, no! [Lord Boxman destroys the blinds he was hiding behind.]

Enid: And it was super brave! [Enid and K.O. high five.]

[Lord Boxman is hit in the face by an invisible force.]

Lord Boxman: [Grunts]

Rad: You got our respect! [Rad and K.O. fistbump.]

[Lord Boxman is hit by the invisible force again.]

Lord Boxman: Oh!

Rad and Enid: And our admiration! [Rad and Enid give K.O. a noogie.]

[Lord Boxman is about to get blown away.]

Lord Boxman: Aah!

Enid: But most of all,

Rad and Enid: You have our friendship! [Rad and Enid hold K.O. up.]

[The invisible force blows everything off of Lord Boxman's floating desk including Lord Boxman himself.]

Lord Boxman: [Stammering, screaming] That's impossible. Seems I've only made their friendship stronger!

K.O., Rad and Enid: [In the background] Friendship! Friendship! Friendship!

Lord Boxman: I'll have to destroy these kids later. [Presses a button on the remote he is holding]

[A Boxmore box appears underneath K.O., Rad and Enid and closes around them. The box then travels through a wormhole which then opens above Lakewood Plaza Turbo. The box falls out of the wormhole onto the ground outside Gar's. People see the box and start screaming and running away.]

Brandon: It's going down again.

[Brandon and Real Magic Skeleton run towards the box.]

Mr. Gar: More interlopers?

[The box opens and reveals K.O., Rad and Enid.]

Real Magic Skeleton: Hey, this isn't violent.

Rad: Mr. Ga--

Mr. Gar: Why aren't you two at your posts?!

Enid: We were out rescuing Brushhead here, sir! [She picks up K.O.]

Mr. Gar: Oh, okay. Now send him home and get back to work!

Enid: Aww, can't we keep him? [Shakes K.O. from side to side] He's probably really good at cleaning toilets.

Rad: He's pretty much plaza material. And we could use the extra help.

Mr. Gar: No.

Rad and Enid: What?

Mr. Gar: We don't need anymore employees! You just need to quit slacking so much. And besides, a recommendation from the two of you means squat.

[Mr. Gar walks away while saying that and ends up face to face with Carol. He gets startled.]

Carol: What about a recommendation from me? Come on Gar, just give him the job.

Mr. Gar: [Stammers] Okay fine! Hmph.

Carol: I appreciate it.

[Carol puts her hand on Mr. Gar's arm and he tenses up. The wind then blows Mr. Gar away who is still tensed up.]

Carol: Congratulations, sweetie! I'll meet you in the car. [She blows a kiss at K.O.] Mwah!

K.O.: [Confused] W-What just happened?

Enid: I think you just got hired.

[Enid pulls out a vest top and puts it on K.O. The vest top then fits itself around K.O.]

Rad: We ran out of crop tops.

K.O.: Ah. Ah! [Excitedly checks out his new vest top.] I did it!

[K.O. triumphantly pumps his fist in the air and unknowingly performs his power move which shoots off into the sky. Rad and Enid watch, amazed.]

Rad: Whoa, K.O. I didn't know you could do that.

K.O.: Do what?

[The episode ends.]

ve Transcripts
Pilot Lakewood Plaza Turbo
Shorts KOEnidRadCarolEnid's Bad DayBarrels and CratesRad CriesRad's VanCommercialPower-Up!!!DendyBoxmore Infomercial
Season One Let's Be HeroesLet's Be FriendsYou're Everybody's SidekickWe Messed UpJethro's All YoursYou're Level 100!Sibling RivalryI Am DendyDo You Have Any More in the Back?My Dad Can Beat Up Your DadYou Get MeYou Are RadJust Be a PebblePresenting Joe CuppaWe've Got PestsLegends of Mr. GarKnow Your MomWe're CapturedFace Your FearsEverybody Likes Rad?You Have to CarePlaza PromSecond First DateOne Last ScoreT.K.O.Stop Attacking the PlazaWe've Got FleasNo More Pow CardsA Hero's FateLet's Have a StakeoutRad Likes RobotsKO's Video ChannelThe Power Is Yours!Glory DaysPlazalympicsParents DayWe Got HackedBack in Red ActionLet's Take a MomentVillains' Night OutVillains' Night InLet's Watch the PilotMystery Science Fair 201XRMS & Brandon's First EpisodeLad & LogicOK Dendy! Let's Be K.O.!Plaza ShortsLet's Not Be SkeletonsAction NewsThe Perfect MealHope This FliesYou're in Control
Season Two Seasons ChangeLord Cowboy DarrellPlaza Film FestivalBe a TeamMy Fair CarolLet's Watch the Boxmore ShowYour World is an IllusionThe So-Bad-icalPoint to the PlazaT.K.O.'s HouseRed Action to the FutureDendy's PowerSpecial DeliveryWisdom, Strength And CharismaBittersweet RivalsAre You Ready for Some Megafootball?!Mystery Sleepover