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[The episode starts off with montage of Crinkly Wrinkly interviewing a couple of guests]

Announcer: Welcome to “Stage Left,” with Crinkly Wrinkly.

[Audience cheers and applause. Dynamite Watkins comes in to hit Crinkly Wrinkly with a chair. The titlecard appears. The cameraman gets ready for Dynamite Watkins to host]

Dynamite Watkins: I’m Dynamite Watkins! Your host for tonight—

Crinkly Wrinkly: My neck!

Dynamite Watkins: for tonight’s highly-anticipated retrospective! Fans of the smash hit TV series, “OK K.O.: Let’s Be Heroes,” prepare to lose your cool! Joining us today is… Enid! [Enid comes onstage] Rad! [Comes onstage as well]

Rad: Please donate to my charity— Tiny Clothes for Tiny Dinos.

Dynamite Watkins: And K.O.! [Audience cheers louder as he comes onstage]

Audience: K.O.! K.O.! K.O.!

Dynamite Watkins: Wow! [K.O. gives kisses] K.O. is clearly the crowd favorite. No surprise there. That kid’s a show-stealer! So, “OK K.O.” has taken the world by storm! It’s number one on every network. [Dramatically] And in all our hearts. Did you three ever expect it to become such an explosive success?!

Enid: Well, I don’t know about the others, but from the very beginning, I could just, like, sense the material was really special, you know?

Rad: Yeah, I have—

Dynamite Watkins: Well, that’s great. I’ve actually got a relic that can take us all back to the beginning you spoke of. The original pilot— [Shows the relic] “Lakewood Plaza Turbo”!

Enid, K.O., and Rad: What?!

Dynamite Watkins: That’s right— the pilot! And I don’t mean the sap that flies your plane. [Displays what a pilot is] I’m talking a short sample episode that’s made to test the waters and see if it’s something people would want to watch more of. Right, K.O.?

K.O.: Well, yeah, but… we’ve come a really long way since the pilot, and it’s not at all representative of our current work, so…

Dynamite Watkins: Whoo, “Lakewood Plaza Turbo”!

[Audience cheers and applause as the pilot starts airing]

Announcer: In the year, 201X, [Displays the robots of Boxmore] Lord Boxman opened a store to arm his robot hoard. [Cuts to Lakewood Plaza Turbo and the heroes preparing to fight] But the heroes of Lakewood Plaza—

Rad and Singing voice: Are ready to fight!

Rad: [Laughs] Oh, man! Remember this old theme song?

K.O. and Singing voice: K.O., Rad, and Enid are in battle mode.

Enid and Singing voice: punch and kick the bad guys till they all explode.

K.O., Enid, Rad, and Singing voice: Power up and fight. Let’s watch an episode of Lakewood Plaza Turbo. [K.O. says K.O. instead of Plaza Turbo. Rad laughs after he messed up]

Rad: We have fun. Ha— the plaza looked so different back then.

K.O.: Whoa! We looks so weird.

Enid: Ugh—my hair! Sorry. This is just, um… really weird to watch now.

Dynamite Watkins: It sure is! Please feel free to react out loud during the whole thing.

Enid’s voice: He’s sleeping again.

[Rad snores and K.O. dumps ice cream on him]

K.O.: [laughs] Rad got so cold underneath all that ice cream, they had to call in a stunt double!

[Audience laughs]

Rad: Ha. Well, uh, I was on a cleanse, so my skin was super sensitive.

K.O.’s voice.: You looked so peaceful, like a baby lamb.

[Mega Football Baby and Sparko laughs]

Pilot Enid’s voice: Gee!

Rad: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What is going on with your mouth there?

K.O.: It’s an old theater trick we call “jawning.” It, um… keeps the jaw nice and loose, even when you’re not talking.

Rad’s voice: Ooh! [Prepares to shoot K.O. with his finger]

Rad: Oh! Did my own stunt here. Shout-out to the effects team.

[K.O. grunts]

Rad’s voice: It’s just the power poke. You know, a special move?

K.O.’s voice: “Special move”? Okay, my turn!

Dynamite Watkins: So, K.O., I sense a little conflict between you and Rad here.

K.O.: Yeah, you know, in this episode, I think he’s the bad guy. But—spoiler alert—turns out he’s not the bad guy, and it was totally some other dude. Ha— the stories can’t get too complicated in pilots.

[Crowd laughs when K.O. doesn’t do his “special move”]

K.O.’s voice: Yeah, well… I’ll soil you!

[K.O. and Rad fights]

Enid’s voice: Cool it!

Crowd: Fight, fight!

Enid’s voice: I said, “Cool it!” [Uses her power kick]

K.O.: Ooh. Enid’s outfit change really was for the best.

Enid: [Chuckles nervously] Well… it was challenging. But the material called for a loin-flap, and I think meeting that challenge made me a stronger performer.

Mr. Gar’s voice: No! [Pounds the ground]

Enid’s voice: Boss, what happ— [Trips on her loin-flap] whoa!

K.O.: [laughs] Remember how often you’d trip over that thing? [Enid continues tripping over her loin-trap]

Enid: What?! Why would you show that?!

Dynamite Watkins: Just cut in a few bloopers to spice things up.

Mr. Gar’s voice: My sign! [The sign has been vandalized]

K.O.’s voice: “Lakewood Plaza Turbo Smells Ba…” Smells ba?!

Mr. Gar’s voice: You’re new here, K.O., but there’s something you need to know about retail. We sell supplies to the heroes of the world. [Shows far shot of Lakewood Plaza Turbo and Box More] But across Route 175 at Box More… they sell weapons to villains.

Lord Boxman: Ahem— excuse me! [Raises his hand] Quick question here.

Dynamite Watkins: Sir, the Q&A is after the—

Lord Boxman: I worked three 12-hour shoots on this thing, and all my scenes got cut! I just want to know why!

Darrell: Yeah!

Rad: Oh, right. They accidentally sent the Boxman scenes to the wrong animation studio.

[Shows a clip of Darrell, Raymond, Jethro, Shannon, and Lord Boxman being goofy] Lord Boxman: Oh, I see. Could I join the panel?

Enid and Rad: No.

K.O.: You know, they cut a lot of my scenes, too.

Rad: What are you talking about? You’re in, like, every scene.

Enid: And they did kind of name the show after you. [Laughs nervously] So…

Dynamite Watkins: Scandalous!

Enid: Uh, no, no, no— no scandal. [Laughs nervously]

Mr. Gar’s voice: Pay attention… [does his pilediver move] you brat!

[Enid takes K.O. out of the way and the move hits Rad]

Rad: Did this stunt.

Mr. Gar’s voice: No text during work hours! [Throws phone to Rad and goes in his car]

Rad: Did this stunt, too.

K.O.: I just gotta say, it wasn’t my idea to change the name of the show.

Enid: Well, you didn’t exactly fight them on it, did you?

K.O.: It was my first gig. I didn’t want to make waves.

Enid: Oh, ho! Because you’re such a professional now.

K.O.: You want to talk about professional? At least I didn’t break Rad’s wrist.

Rad’s voice: What?

Enid’s voice: [Twists Rad’s wrist] Break’s over.

Crowd: Ooh.

Enid: You act like I did that on purpose.

Rad: Uh, my wrist is fine. I’m not some fragile, Hollyzone actor with glass bones. I’d just like everybody to know that.

K.O.: I’m not sure if it was on purpose or not.

Enid: That’s because… I’m a great actor.

Rad: Again, my wrist— never broke, ha ha!

K.O.: Great actors don’t hurt their co-stars.

Enid: Oh, so I’m your co-star now?

Rad: Ok, ok. Let’s all just calm down here before someone—

Audience member: Breaks a wrist?!

[Audience laughs]

Rad: Who said that?!

Enid: If we were really co-stars, you’d be sharing some of the spotlight.

K.O.: That is totally unfair.

Rad: If you got something to say to me out there, come up here and say it to my face, brah!

Audience member: Your face, brah, or your stunt double’s?!

[Audience laughs]

Rad: Stop laughing! [Audience continues to laugh] Stop! [Grabs a chair to throw a very small distance]

[Audience laughs even more]

K.O.: You know what, I’m done. I’m just done with this. [Goes backstage]

Enid: K.O.!

Rad: You guys want to go, I’ll take you all on! [Throws another chair]

Dynamite Watkins: Uh, perhaps you could all take five backstage? [Signals the cameraman]

[Audience continues to laugh]

Rad: I’m the real deal! The real deal! [Enid drags Rad backstage] [Cameraman starts filming them] Why’d they have to show the stupid pilot anyway?

Enid: Calm down.

Rad: My image has been tainted! The two of you got to look like flawless professionals, while everybody laughed at my humiliating moments.

Enid: You think my blooper reel wasn’t humiliating? I don’t want people to remember a time when I was… an amateur.

K.O.: What are you guys talking about? Neither of you should feel embarrassed.

Rad: Oh, can it, K.O.. You’re a perfect child prodigy.

Enid: You couldn’t look bad if you tried.

K.O.: That’s not true! Do you know how hard I work to keep up with you two? I stayed up all night practicing my lines. I take tons of classes. My acting coach is here, right now.

Acting Coach: [Holds a donut] You’re doing great.

K.O.: And, Rad, in that one scene back there… [breathes shakily] that… that wasn’t “jawning.” That was me blowing it. Watching myself in the pilot, all I see are my mistakes. But when I’m watching you two, I can’t find a single flaw— just reasons to keep working hard so, one day, I can be as proud of my work… as I am of yours.

[Enid kicks some dirt]

Rad: [Sighs] We should go back.

K.O.: hard so, one day, I can be as proud of my work as I am of yours.

[K.O., Enid, and Rad prepares to take their seat while Dynamite Watkins wants to switch back the clip]

Dynamite Watkins: Cut.

[Plays back the pilot where K.O. prepares to “fight” Rad as the crowd stares]

Rad’s voice: What? You gonna soil your pants again, dawg? [Prepares to step in]

K.O.’s voice: Hy…

Rad’s voice: I can’t go easy on ya.

K.O.’s voice: …yah! [Rad cracks his knuckles]

Enid: Hey, I don’t know if I ever said it, but you really nailed that scream, K.O..

K.O.: Uh, well, thanks.

[K.O. throws his punch as the crowd gasps and runs out. The punch hit a random stranger]

K.O.’s voice: Yeah! That guy’s the wiener!

Enid’s voice: K.O., that’s…

Darrell’s voice: Absolutely correct! [Throws away his cloak to reveal himself]

Rad’s voice: Darrell!

Enid’s voice: Boxmore! Are you kidding me?! [Enid throws K.O. to stop Darrell]

K.O.’s voice: Hyah. [punches Darrell]

Rad: Aw, man. Enid, I was always impressed with your cool stunt there.

K.O.: Oh, yeah. Me, too.

Enid: Oh, stop it.

Darrell’s voice: Never, you Lakewood loser! [Mr. Gar steps out of his car]

K.O.: As always, Rad, great job dubbin’ Darrell.

Darrell: Yeah.

Enid: Yeah, seriously.

Rad: Uh, wow— thanks, guys.

Mr. Gar’s voice: You actually caught him?

K.O.’s voice: Yeah.

Mr. Gar’s voice: Well, then listen up. There’ll be no trouble if you just pay up for fixing the sign.

Darrell’s voice: But I did fix it, old man. “Lakewood Plaza… smells bad!”

[Mr. Gar takes off his sunglasses and grabs Darrell to smash Darrell]

Mr. Gar’s voice: Hyah!

Announcer: Knockout!

[The pilot ends]

Audience: [Cheers and applause] K.O., Rad, and Enid! K.O., Rad, and Enid!

Enid: Huh. I guess we did pretty good.

[Enid, Rad, and K.O. holds hands to stand and bows down]

Dynamite Watkins: Wow! What an unexpected emotional conclusion that unveiled entirely on its own with absolutely no involvement from me, Dynamite Watkins, at all!

[The audience continues to cheer]

K.O.: Thanks for sticking with us this far. The show’s just gonna keep getting better and better! And thanks for sticking with me, too, you guys.

Gerald Nametag: Excuse me. [Raises his hand] Yes, hello. Gerald Nametag here. Might I inquire— What happened to your noses?

K.O.: Oh, well, [chuckles] that’s…

Gerald Nametag: You know, those really long noodle snooters.

K.O.: Yes, that’s actually—

Gerald Nametag: [Shows an photo] These sausage-looking dealies right here.

Enid, Rad, and K.O.: We get it!

[Cartoon Network Studios logo plays on screen. A line is faintly heard in the background: "Boss, that’s the graffiti weiner!"]

K.O.: And it’s actually…

[1999 Cartoon Network Productions logo plays, Cartoon Cartoons jingle plays in background]

Enid, Rad, and K.O.: A really funny story.

[Flashbacks to their “story”]

Enid: Ugh— stupid loin flap! [Throws loin flap]

Rad: Hey everybody! Got a fresh box of pepper here. [Slips on the loin flap spilling the pepper in the box] Whoa—wacky!

[The three sneezed their noses off their face and landed on the wall. Enid places the noses on sale]

[They laugh and landed on a different animation studio being goofy]

[The episode ends]

ve Transcripts
Pilot Lakewood Plaza Turbo
Shorts KOEnidRadCarolEnid's Bad DayBarrels and CratesRad CriesRad's VanCommercialPower-Up!!!DendyBoxmore Infomercial
Season One Let's Be HeroesLet's Be FriendsYou're Everybody's SidekickWe Messed UpJethro's All YoursYou're Level 100!Sibling RivalryI Am DendyYou Get MeYou Are RadJust Be a PebblePresenting Joe CuppaDo You Have Any More in the Back?My Dad Can Beat Up Your DadWe've Got PestsLegends of Mr. GarKnow Your MomWe're CapturedFace Your FearsEverybody Likes Rad?You Have to CarePlaza PromSecond First DateOne Last ScoreT.K.O.Stop Attacking the PlazaWe've Got FleasNo More Pow CardsA Hero's FateLet's Have a StakeoutParents DayWe Got HackedRad Likes RobotsKO's Video ChannelThe Power Is Yours!Glory DaysPlazalympicsBack in Red ActionLet's Take a MomentVillains' Night OutVillains' Night InPlaza ShortsLet's Watch the PilotMystery Science Fair 201XLad & LogicOK Dendy! Let's Be K.O.!RMS & Brandon's First EpisodeLet's Not Be SkeletonsAction NewsThe Perfect MealHope This FliesYou're in Control
Season Two Seasons ChangeLord Cowboy DarrellPlaza Film FestivalBe a TeamMy Fair CarolLet's Watch the Boxmore ShowYour World is an IllusionThe So-Bad-icalPoint to the PlazaT.K.O.'s HouseRed Action to the FutureDendy's PowerSpecial DeliveryWisdom, Strength And CharismaBittersweet RivalsAre You Ready for Some Megafootball?!Mystery SleepoverFinal ExamsSoda GenieCarolQuestBoxman CrashesMonster PartyCrossover Nexus