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[The episode starts off at the exterior of Lakewood Public School]
Dendy: Okay, then I will trade you for your… Limited edition Cowboy Darrell!
K.O.: [Laughs] No way! He’s, like, the rarest villain card I own!
Dendy: That is not true. You also have… [points to the Shadowy Figure Pow Card] this one!
K.O.: Oh. Um, yeah… [tries to hide that pow card] I forgot.
Dendy: Shadowy Figure never did return after last time, did he?
K.O.: I think we’ve seen the last of him. Uh, what if I trade you… [Tries to trade one of his Pow Card]
Dendy: And what of your… turbonic form?
K.O.: Y-you mean T.K.O.? Well, I guess he’s still inside me somewhere? I— I don’t like thinking about it.
Dendy: How very fascinating.
Classmate: Everybody pipe down, will ya?! I think teach is comin—[Miss Quantum slams the door on the kid]
Miss Quantum: Morning, class. Everyone have a good weekend?
Classmates: Yes, Miss Quantum.
Miss Quantum: Well, that's great, ‘cause I spent mine failing all of your quizzes again! [Tosses the quizzes] What is wrong with all of you?! Did any of you even try?
[Clock ticking, a slow fart is heard and classmates laugh]
Miss Quantum: Okay, that’s fine. You kids think you’re just too clever for quizzes. Well, in that case, I’ll be looking forward to all your brilliant submissions to this year’s… [laser gun blasts words on the chalkboard] Mystery Science Fair 201X! [The chalkboard fell]
Nanini: But, Miss Quantum, I thought you— [Books fall on her]
Miss Quantum: What have I told you about raising your hand? [Nanini raises her hand] Yes, Nanini?
Nanini: I thought you said the science fair was optional.
Miss Quantum: Oh! Oh, I did say that, didn’t I? [Breathes fire] Well, I changed my mind! You are all now required to submit a project for the fair… by tomorrow!
Genesis: That’s so unfair! There’s not enough time!
Miss Quantum: Oh, quit your boo-hooin’ and get crackin’. Unless, of course, you’d rather be suspended from school like poor Lil’ Bobo out there.
[Bobo is shown to be tied up and literally suspending from school]
Bobo: Boo-hoo. Boo-hoo. Boo-hoo.
Miss Quantum: The winner will receive a blue ribbon and extra credit. [Shows a hologram of a blue ribbon] But I must warn you, I’m not easily impressed. Dendy. [Glares at Dendy] Now get to work!
K.O.: Oh! What do we do?!
Dendy: Do not worry, K.O.. I have the perfect idea for our project. [Cheering sound effect is heard]
K.O.: Oh, Dendy! What’s it gonna be about?
Dendy: Unleashing T.K.O..
K.O.: Wait, what!?
[Bell rings. K.O. is seen dragging himself to Dendy’s legs]
K.O.: [Crying] Dendy, why?! [Sobs and sniffles]
Dendy: [Sighs] Allow me to explain. [Shows a demonstration of their science fair] You, K.O., are the only person I know with the ability to harness energy as T.K.O.! If I could identify what it is exactly that triggers your turbonic transformation, it’d be a scientific breakthrough!
K.O.: But it’s scary bein’ T.K.O.! I lose all control! [Gasps] What if I hurt someone again?! What if I hurt you?!
Dendy: Oh, K.O., I assure you [opens locker] we will be perfectly safe in a controlled environment, using only state-of-the art equipment. Now, please, step inside.
K.O.: Mm! Okay, Dendy, I trust you. [Steps inside the locker] Just no needles or anything, okay?
Dendy: [Steps in as well] Of course. Destination—secret lab.
K.O.: Did you say secret lab?!
[Dendy pushes the button to be transported to the secret lab and K.O. screams along the way]
K.O.: What? We came up? But weren’t we just…
Dendy: I’ll give you a physics lecture later, K.O..
K.O.: Whoa! What’s this?! What’s that?! What’s those?! So many sats, I don’t know what is! [Inhales] Whoo! [Dendy takes away an experiment from K.O.]
Dendy: I’d rather you didn’t push this button, K.O., for it is very important. [Flashbacks] This was my very first invention. Euweka!
Dendy: Pressing the button on top would expose it to the elements, destroying my most cherished and preserved memory.
Dendy: First things first. [On the computer] In order to unleash T.K.O., we’ll need to run a series of tests. To that end, I have programmed the TKOmeter.
K.O.: T.K.O. meter?
Dendy: Ometer. TKOmeter. It’ll measure which variables result in the production of turbonic energies.
K.O.: Say what now?
Dendy: Put simply, the closer we get the needle to here, [Points the TKOmeter hologram] the closer you are to becoming T.K.O..
K.O.: Hey—you promised no needles!
Dendy: Take off your shirt.
[K.O. is doing a set of experiments while Dendy is analyzing the TKOmeter. She tries methods to unleash T.K.O. quickly, such as K.O. stepping on toy bricks, a robot shark attack, and K.O. dressed up as a monkey to steal a monkey’s banana]
[K.O. does a set of inkblot test]
K.O.: Necktie. Briefcase. A daddy. A daddy. Another daddy. And the rest of these are all daddies.
Dendy: [Writes on a clipboard] Hmm.
K.O.: [Gets the banana from the monkey] Hoo-hoo, yes!
Dendy: So far all the variables have produced minimal results. Still no closer to unlocking the secrets of turbo power. [Monkey screeching] Perhaps it’s time… [Holds a plastic knife and cuts pizza] for lunch.
K.O.: Oh, thank crackers! I sure hope we’re almost finished. I’m… in a lot of pain.
Dendy: We would be, if I could make sense of this data. [Eats the pizza]
K.O.: [Spitting olives from the pizza] Oh, the whole pizzas ruined! Even if you pick ‘em off, you can still see they were there. [Throws pizza] I wished I had the power to destroy all olives.
Dendy: That’s it. [Throws pizza] One feeling alone won’t produce turbo power. But many feelings result in a prime feeling —powerlessness! Lunch is over! [Drags K.O. to the computer]
K.O.: Can I put my shirt back on?
Dendy: This will only take a moment.
[Dendy opens a simulation titled Friendly Fire]
K.O.: Cool! Videos game!
[Opens the simulation to the Bodega]
Dendy: In this scenario, the bodega is engulfed in a plasma fire.
Dendy: Rad, Enid, and Mr. Gar are all trapped inside with 30 seconds till incineration.
Dendy: You can only save one. Who will you save?
K.O.: All of them!
Dendy: Impossible. 20 seconds remain.
K.O.: Can’t I put out the fire?
Dendy: No. 15 seconds.
K.O.: This isn’t fair. I don’t want to play this. Let’s just stop! [Needle is coming close to the TKO of the TKOmeter]
Dendy: 10 seconds.
K.O.: Stop! Stop, stop!
Dendy: 9, 8, 7…
K.O.: [Crying] Why would you do this to me, Dendy? I’d never do this you!
Dendy: I know you’d never do this to me… because you are the test subject, and I’m the one running the experiment. Welp, they’re all incinerated.
[Simulation is done with three tombstones] We’ll just run the simulation again. And this time, K.O., try to—
[K.O. turns into T.K.O.]
T.K.O.: It’s T.K.O.!
Dendy: Fascinating. Test subject’s turbonic energy readings are…
T.K.O.: [Piles on Dendy] That’s all K.O. is to you, huh—a lab rat?!
Dendy: A guinea pig would be more apt.
T.K.O.: [Chuckles] You know, it’s funny. You can’t have a lab rat without a lab! [Throws a chair on Dendy’s monitor]
Dendy: My monitor! [T.K.O. laughs] It’s okay. I’ve planned for such a contingency. [Pushes a button to trap T.K.O.]
T.K.O.: What is this?
Dendy: Just a little emergency containment unit, you’ll [T.K.O. busts the containment]
T.K.O.: Still think you’re in control here, huh? Well, I got news for you, science baby — I’m running the experiment now.
[Dendy tries to get T.K.O.]
T.K.O.: And I want to know what happens when I do this! [Smashes the incubator]
Dendy: My incubator!
T.K.O.: And this! [Smashes a plasma orb]
Dendy: My plas-a-ma orb!
[T.K.O. laughs and smashes an observatory]
Dendy: Get out of my observatory!
T.K.O.: [Smashes another machinery and steps on a toy brick] You! [Growls]
Dendy: T.K.O. is out of control. [Steps back] What should I—[Grunts] Huh?
[T.K.O. growls and chuckles]
[Dendy takes her first experiment to safety and T.K.O. snatches it]
T.K.O.: You really love this stinky ol’ bean, don’t you?
Dendy: Please do not do this!
T.K.O.: Nyeh, nyeh, nyeh, nyeh! Yeah, okay. Aha! Hmm.
Dendy: Stop it!
T.K.O.: Stop what?! This? [About to push the button]
Dendy: No! No! [Groans]
Dendy: You are insufferable! Let the real K.O. back!
T.K.O.: Oh! But the real K.O. just can’t wait to find out what Dendy will do once her greatest treasure is destroyed.
Dendy: That is untrue! K.O. is my friend, and he’d never disregard my feelings just to see me pushed to my limits, like— like… [Remembers the stuff she made K.O. do] …I’ve been doing to him… this whole time. Prehaps I have not been the best friend to you, K.O..
T.K.O.: Huh? M-M-my power— where’d it go?! [Falls and screams]
[Dendy has a choice to save T.K.O. or her first experiment, she saves T.K.O.]
T.K.O.: Ha! Fool! Look a what you’ve let happen to your most prized possession! [Laughs]
Dendy: That does not matter. I care much more about K.O. than I do any experiment! And I am very sorry that I have not really shown that to be true. Can you forgive me? [T.K.O. transforms back to K.O.]
K.O.: Of course.
Dendy: [Hugs K.O.] K.O.! I am happy you’re back.
K.O.: Me, too. And I feel like I had a tiny bit more control over T.K.O. this time. You were right. Maybe we should keep studying this. Sorry about your lab, though.
Dendy: It’s an easy fix.
K.O.: Do you think we got some good data for the project, at least?
Dendy: Actually, I thought of something better we could do instead.
[Dendy and K.O. present their experiment]
Dendy: So…as you can see, the positive vibrations subject K.O. is emitting is reaching frequencies capable of powering small appliances, boosting resistance to illness, and I theorize this power, could even neutralize the effects made by those with negative power levels—a.k.a villains.
K.O.: Here’s a diorama! Friendship conquers all!
Dendy: Impressed, Miss Quantum?
Miss Quantum: No.
Dendy: What! Why?!
Miss Quantum: Eh, it’s a cute idea, I just think group four did it better.
[Nanini and Genesis’s experiment, The “Power” of Love, shows them holding hands to power a lightbulb]