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[The episode starts off with Rad posting flyers of “Plaza Prom” on the iFrame Outlet. The titlecard appears]
Rad: Yeah, that oughta do it.
K.O.: [Tied to a rope] Hey Rad! Watcha doin’?
Rad: Not much, just putting up some invitations.
K.O.: To… proome? Whassat?
Rad: Pro-o-m is what I like to call the upcoming coolest party to be hosted by yours truly, whom I like to call… the coolest host to ever be.
K.O.: Huh… what’s a host?
Rad: Uh, it’s like the hero of the party or whatever.
K.O.: Hee… rooooo!! [Climbs on Rad]
K.O.: Can I go, can I go, can I go, can I go?
Rad: [Picks up K.O.] Hold up, K.O.. [Sets him down] Can you be… co-o-ol?
K.O.: Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
Rad: Good! ‘Cause I’m gonna get all the cool kids to come, and I’m gonna be so cool that it’s… ra-a-ad. And the whole plaza will realize!
K.O.: Rad, you’re already cool.
Rad: Tch! I know I am. But it’s… possible… some people… may not… yet…
[Flashbacks to Red Action, Drupe, and Gregg doing cool things with Rad barely seen]
Rad: [Carries frames] I can’t carry around my shame like this anymore! That’s why this party’s gotta be perfect, K.O.. My rep’s on the line!
K.O.: I won’t soil your rep! I can be cool. [Chortles]
Rad: Perfect. I now pronounce you [puts a bowtie on K.O.] my cool sub-host.
K.O.: That sounds amazing!
Rad: It is! [Hands K.O. a big stack of flyers] Now, go put up the rest of these invitations.
K.O.: You got it! [A Real Magic Skeleton and Brandon sees the flyers but backwards]
Brandon: What the heck is “morp”?
A Real Magic Skeleton: It’s “prom”, you goon. It’s backwards.
Brandon: Ohhhhhh. Sweet! I’m gonna text my date.
[Brandon texts his phone]
A Real Magic Skeleton: Ahhh, I’m gonna text mine, too. [Texts his phone] I totally have one, too.
[They both text faster. K.O. posts the flyers for Prom around the plaza, then Carol gets in the way]
Carol: K.O.? [Gets a flyer] Ohh! You kids are having a prom.
Carol: Well, who’s the lucky devil taking my boy to prom?
K.O.: Oh! [Grunts] Well… technically, I’m not a guest, but… Rad didn’t say I couldn’t bring a date. Will you be my date?
Carol: [Picks up K.O.] Of course I will, Peanut! [Kisses K.O. on the cheek]
K.O.: Okay, okay! See you tonight, Mama!
Carol: This function’s gonna need some chaperones. Hmm…
Crinkly Wrinkly: [Waves] He-e-ey! [Laughs]
Mr. Gar: [Brooming] Ho, ho, hey ohhh.
Carol: Ha! Eugene! [Points to Mr. Gar]
Mr. Gar: Huh?!
Carol: You’re going to prom!
Mr. Gar: D’oh! Uh…
Rad: So, there’s gonna be music and a dance floor. [Drupe is on her phone, Red Action blows a bubblegum and Gregg stands by a wall] Oh! And food. Wh-what do you guys say? You wanna come to prom?
Drupe: Nah. Maybe.
[They walk away]
Rad: Oh, yeah. That’s cool. All right, see you then. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
K.O.: Rad, Rad, Rad!
Rad: K.O.! [Picks up K.O.] I need you to go find Enid and then both of you meet me at my van in 10 minutes.
[The timecard display as “30 minutes later”. Rad and K.O. are already near the Rad Van while Enid walks slowly]
Rad: The alleyway teens are a solid “maybe” and we have a lot to get done before prom. K.O., I have something special for you. [Opens his van to see a chest] This… is the party scroll, handed down to me [Gets out the scroll] by my cousin’s friend Blaine. [Hands it to K.O.] It contains all the information needed in order to host the perfect party.
Rad: Enid. [Enid moves the van a little with her foot] Enid! Ugh. D.J. Fireball? [Stops rocking the van] How’s the prom playlist coming along?
Enid: Ah, yeah, I mean, I’m actually kind proud of it. [Hands Rad her phone]
Rad: [Scrolls through] Enid, what the heck?! I don’t recognize any of these bands!
Enid: So? They’re good to dance to, trust me.
Rad: Dance? The scroll says I should just bob my head and look cool. [Enid is in a state of confusion] Please? The scroll says you gotta play popular music, okay?
Enid: Ugh, fine.
Rad: [He hands Enid’s phone to Enid] Thank yo-o-ou! [Hugs both K.O. and Enid] With you two following the scroll’s explicit instructions, this is gonna be the best prom ever.
[The next scene shows a nighttime, the prom is set up and guests are at the event]
[A couple of people enter prom]
Rad: [Opens the entrance] Welcome. Welcome. Psst! K.O.! Have you seen any cool kids yet?
K.O.: Umm… [Pokes Rad]
Enid: [Opens up “Mainstream Trash” album and starts the music] All right, party people. Let’s… get… get it… Ohh… mmpf…
[the crowd seems unpleased]
K.O.: Horse doorves, anyone? Hors dor-ves? Hors dowr-ve, Rad? No? Oh, okay. Horse doorvers?
Rad: [Thinking] Why is no one dancing? I can’t look cool if no one else is making a fool of themselves!
K.O.: Horsie doorvre? May I interest you in some hors? Uh, are you guys okay?
[A Real Magic Skeleton and Brandon are anger at each other]
A Real Magic Skeleton: I would be, if I wasn’t in the company of a huge liar [His head floats next to Brandon with purple flames] who lies about having a date!
Brandon: I am not lying! I bet she’s just… stuck in traffic!
A Real Magic Skeleton: There’s no traffic! Smooth sailing!
K.O.: [Squeaky] Would you like a cheese?
Brandon: I would looooove a cheese! [Eats the whole plate of cheese]
K.O.: I’m gonna go. [Serves the plate of drinks] Drink, sir? Drink, ma’am? Ma’am, would you like a drink? [Sees Carol looking attractive] Whoooa! [Throws the drinks away] You look so beautiful!
Carol: Ha! You gonna give me the honor of a dance sometime tonight?
K.O.: I gotta get back to work.
[Mr. Gar pants and sweats. Drinks the whole punch]
Colewort: [Grabs a cup but puts it back] Huh? Oh.
Carol: You serve those appetizers!
Mr. Gar: [Slides through Carol’s sight] Hello, Carol. How you— are you doing?
Carol: I’m pretty good. Enjoying yourself?
Mr. Gar: [Strained] Hello, Carol. How are you doing?
Carol: Uhh, are you okay, Gene?
Mr. Gar: [Straining more] Hello, Carol. How are you doing?
Carol: [Walks away] Oh, boy.
[Mr. Gar pants]
Rad: [Gasps as he sees the “alleyway teens”] Hey, guys. So cool you were able to make it.
Drupe: Hey, Rad. So, when’s the party starting?
Rad: It already started!
Drupe: Your idea of prom was a tent in a parking lot? [Rad laughs nervously] The only person on the dance floor is Crinkly Wrinkly!
[Crinkly Wrinkly dances as the crowd are weirded out or not watching him]
Drupe: Ugh, I can’t believe I wore my good shoes for this.
[Rad falls on the floor]
Colewort: [Potato helps him lift closer to the bowl of dip] A little… higher… Agh! [Falls into the bowl of dip]
Colewort: [Has dip in his eyes] Aaaahhhhh!!
[Enid is on life support as a nurse is near her. The crowd is bored. Colewort is running away from Potato]
Potato: Coley, hold still!
K.O.: [Thinking] Oh no! I’m failing Rad! What do I do?
Rad: [A head imagination] The scroooooooll…
K.O.: [The scroll comes out of his hair] Oh, yeah! Hmm… Huh?
[A rose comes flying out of the sky. The crowd gasps. The rose blooms to reveal Raymond]
Raymond: You’re having a shindig without me? The Prince of Panache?
K.O.: [Thinking] Crud! Uh, evil robot party crashers… chu, chu, chu!
Raymond: No matter, I’m sure it was just a… [Shoots out his weapon] mistake. Hm? [Sees the mess] Oh, this is horrendous. It seems like this party’s already wrecked.
K.O.: None of this stuff works! There’s gotta be something good on here. Blaine? Blaine?! [Crumbles the scroll and tosses to A Real Magic Skeleton’s eye socket] Ugh! Let’s save this dance. [Raymond was about to go back to his flower] Hold it, Raymond! Don’t you know a jumpin’ party when you see one? [Ropes Rad with a microphone] You’re just in time for the… [Lassos Rad to the dance floor] dance battle!
Rad: The what?
Raymond: A dance battle? Now that’s more like it!
Rad: Dance-off? What are you doing? It’s not on the scroll.
[Raymond stretches in the background]
K.O.: Have you been doing everything that the scroll says?
K.O.: Is this party fun?
K.O.: Then maybe, we should forget the scroll! Fireball! [Enid wakes up] Enough of that noise. Play what’s in your heart!
Enid pulls out “good music” and turns on. Red Action, Drupe, and Gregg starts to enjoy the music]
[Rad and Raymond has their dance off. The crowd watches them. Drupe and Red Action becomes impressed. The crowd cheers for Rad]
Raymond: Grrrrr! [Transforms into a different outfit] Rockadooooo!! [Rad gasps. Raymond does another dance move]
Chickens: Ohhhh, Ray-Ray! [Falls down]
[Rad and Raymond continues battling. Rad pushes Raymond away. Raymond throws Rad up]
[Raymond blasts to Rad. The beams hit the disco ball and disintegrate. Rad dances on Raymond]
Raymond: [Throws Rad off] Whoo-ha!
Rad: Whoa! [Jumps on Raymond] Whee-ha! Yaaahooooooo!! [Finishes off the dance battle]
Raymond: [Gasps] Wa-hoo! [Flys away]
[The crowd cheers. They carry him up and down. One crowd says “yeah, Rad!”]
Drupe: Rad, I didn’t know you could actually dance!
Rad: Oh! [Laughs] Uh, yeah.
Drupe: This prom ended up being pretty cool, I think. Take a pic with me, okay? [Takes selfie with Rad. They both dance]
A Real Magic Skeleton: [Throws the paper away] Sorry for getting up in your grill earlier. I’m actually the one who lied about having a date. I just didn’t want you to think I was lame.
Brandon: No way, dude! You’re my fav! Plus, I lied about having a date, too. We’re both garbage! Here, take my corsage. [Gives it to A Real Magic Skeleton]
A Real Magic Skeleton: Wow… thanks, dude! Take mine, too. [Puts his corsage on Brandon’s head]
[They and the crowd haves fun]
Mr. Gar: Ke— ah— uh— C-C—
Carol: You wanna dance?
[Mr. Gar nods “yes” and Carol drags him. Enid steps down from her DJ station to dance with K.O.. A couple of pictures were taken. K.O. and Enid danced. Drupe and Rad toke a selfie. Mr. Gar nervous holding flowers to Carol. A photo of A Real Magic Skeleton and Brandon. Crinkly Wrinkly dancing as the crowd are unamused. A photo of Potato and Colewort and the last photo of Enid, K.O., and Rad]
[The episode ends]