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[The episode starts off at the Bodega, Enid and Rad laying on the ground with food. Rad has a lollypop on his mouth]

Rad: Enid, I’m so bored that I’m, like, excited to talk about how bored I am.

Enid: Yeah, that is exciting. I mean boring.

K.O.: How can you be bored?! There’s always something to do! Like, I just found out we have a bathroom, and I’m gonna go clean it!

Enid: We need a robot to fight.

Rad: Yeah, why didn’t Boxman send one today? [Enid puts a lollipop in her mouth] He busy or something?

[Next shoot shows the Boxmore Factory. Fink, Lord Boxman, and Professor Venomous walks in the factory]

Lord Boxman: Professor Venomous! I thought you were gonna reschedule [chuckling] like you usually do. But you didn’t have to dress up on my account!

[Titlecard appears]

Professor Venomous: Let’s make this quick, Boxman. I’m only here because P.O.I.N.T.’s been breathing down my neck lately.

Lord Boxman: Oh? They have?

Professor Venomous: P.O.I.N.T. is the biggest group of superheroes around! [Pans to the exterior shot of P.O.I.N.T. HQ] Their weapons, their defense, their everything! [Back to Boxmore] It’s better than anything that we villains have to offer. Why do you think I’ve enlisted your help in the first place?

Lord Boxman: No, really, I— I agree with you. I have to deal with P.O.I.N.T. all the time! I’m just so sick of them meddling in all of my affairs… [Professor Venomous grumbles] …that that’s why I called you here! This new project I’m working on is going to turn everything on its head.

Professor Venomous: A glorb-processing plant?

Lord Boxman: Good eye, P.V..

Fink: P.V.?

[Cellphone rings]

Lord Boxman: Every robot needs a glorb, and since glorbs are rather hard to come by, i have to make sure that each one I have is used to its utmost efficiency.

Professor Venomous: Hmm. And I take it this facility has something to do with your top-secret project?

Lord Boxman: Let me tell you all about it.

Fink: Status update, boss! [Clears throat] Cosma says… that we bring a snack.

Professor Venomous: Okay.

Fink: Vormulax is bringing her karaoke machine.

Professor Venomous: Yes!

Fink: And Billiam says not to be late because we raise anchor at 9:00 p.m. sharp.

Professor Venomous: Yeesh. We need to get out of here.

Lord Boxman: B-But… don’t you want to hear about my top-secret project?

Professor Venomous: No can do, Box. We;re going to a villains’ party tonight on Billiam Milliam’s hover yacht.

Lord Boxman: A… villains’ party? [As Professor Venomous and Fink leaves, Lord Boxman comes in front wearing a tuxedo] Can I come?!

Professor Venomous: No.

Lord Boxman: How about now?! [Rips his outfit to reveal a rapper outfit]

Professor Venomous: No. [Lord Boxman rips into another outfit] Stop that! You can’t go because you aren’t invited.

Lord Boxman: Not invited? Really? But I’m a villain!

Professor Venomous: You are box-man, Boxman.

Fink: Ha!

Lord Boxman: Touche. I’ll be your plus-one.

Professor Venomous: Fink’s already my plus-one.

Fink: [Sticks out tongue] Nyeh!

Lord Boxman: But she’s just a henchman! [Fink chops on his finger] Yipe! Look, Boxmore is more than capable of looking after pwecious widdle Fink tonight, oh, yes. just give me a chance to show you that I am more than just a box-man!

[Fink muffled yells]

Professor Venomous: [Checks watch] I suppose.

Lord Boxman: Great! Shannon! Darrell!

Shannon and Darrell: You can count on us, Dad!

Lord Boxman: My robots are going to baby-sit. Shall we?

[Scene shows a shot of Billiam Milliam’s yacht]

Billiam: And you look exquisitely evil tonight. [Cosma passes by] So lovely to see you, Vormulax. Mwah. [Kisses Vormulax’s hand]

Vormulax: Ohh. [Carries her karaoke machine]

Billiam: Let my minion take your karaoke machine off your hands. [Billiam’s minion takes Vormulax’s karaoke machine] [Professor Venomous comes in] Ah, Professor Venomous! It’s been so— [Lord Boxman barges in]

Lord Boxman: Ooh, lovely boat, Billy-Willy. Ow-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo! [Pushes the minion]

[Professor Venomous sighs]

Billiam: You brought Boxman as your plus-one? You know he’s just a joke villain. He builds little toy robots.

Professor Venomous: He forced himself along. But surely no one will notice him.

Lord Boxman: [Laughs] Ooooh! I love tiny shrimpers. [Eats whole plate of shrimp] Ooh, tomates! Don’t mind if I do. [Eats the whole plate of tomates]

Billiam: Egad!

[Billiam’s yacht goes sails aboard. Big Bull Demon receives his drink from Billiam’s minion. Cosma and Vormulax chats. Billiam make a clink sound to his glass]

Billiam: Good evening, my villains and villainesses. You’re in for the most outrageous, sinful treat of a time tonight. To start things off… [Claps] … I will hand out some commemorative t-shirts.

[Billiam’s minions hands out the t-shirts to the guests while the guests were not impressed. Cosma in disguised, throws the t-shirt]

Cosma: Pfeh!

[Lord Boxman drinks the whole punch. A t-shirt falls on his face]

Lord Boxman: Ooh!

Big Bull Demon: Hmm. [Lord Boxman wears his t-shirt]

[Big Bull Demon grumbles]

Lord Boxman: Ooh! That’s my hot purple jam.

[Professor Venomous grumbles as well. He checks his phone that Fink messages him]

Professor Venomous: [Chuckles] Looks like she’s having fun.

[Lord Boxman dances and vocalizes]

Cosma: Ugh, this guy?

Vormulax: Smeh.

Lord Boxman: Hello, my fellow villains. Care to see my most recent evil accomplishments? Yes! [Cosma and Vormulax sees his tablet]

[The tablet shows a cartoon short titled “Boxman vs K.O.”]

Lord Boxman: Ooh, how I hate that do-gooder K.O.! That’s why I created this K.O.-seeking missile! [Puts the missile to Darrell’s arm]

Darrell: I don’t know, boss. That K.O. is pretty waskily.

Lord Boxman: I know that! That’s why… [Replaces Darrell’s head with a TV monitor. He has a camera video with him] I’m going to do it remotely. Simply genius. [He poses as Darrell’s place] Now where is that suffering simpleton? Ooh! [Sees Enid] You!

Enid: [Eats a carrot] Eh, what’s up, Box?

Lord Boxman: Be vewy quiet! I’m hunting K.O.!

Enid: Not sure if I know a K.O. Does he look kind of like this? [Holds out K.O.]

Lord Boxman: [Sputters] Yes!

Enid: Eh, never seen him. Can you be more specific? [Throws K.O.]

Lord Boxman: You know exactly who I mean. He looks like this! [Flips to a K.O. screen] [The missile launches to the monitor thinking it’s actually K.O.] No, no, no, no, no, no, not me! [The missile blasts to the monitor to Lord Boxman and lands on a drum] Aah!

[The cartoon short ends]

Vormulax: Why would you show us this?

Lord Boxman: Aren’t I just terrible? [Cosma and Vormulax leaves] Unh! Chop, chop, chop! Unh! Unh! Chop, chop, chop!

Billiam: Ohh! He’s ruining everything!

Professor Venomous: I have to stop this. [Takes off his suit coat. He dances his way to Lord Boxman to make him stop dancing] Boxman.

Lord Boxman: Whoo! Whoo!

Professor Venomous: Boxman! Boxman! Boxman! This is inane. [Walks away]

Lord Boxman: Is that karaoke I hear?

Big Bull Demon: Crystal eyes.

Lord Boxman: [Farts] Big Bull Demon, was that you?! Oh, that’s nasty! [Pushes Big Bull Demon out of the way. Takes the mic] Ahemp. [Vormulax leaves] I’d like to dedicate this song to my most evil best friend, and I think you know him. Professor Venomous. Oh, yeah. [Grabs Professor Venomous] When we walk down the street. Other villians wish that they could meet us. But they can’t. No, they can’t. [Tosses Professor Venomous] ‘Cause we’re two of hearts! [Mic receives feedback] [Cosma is about to puke and Big Bull Demon covers his ears as professer venomous is on the floor shaking] Two of hearts! We’re two of hearts! [Billiam and his bodyguards comes in] I don’t know if I mentioned this, but we are two hearts! [Billiam takes the mic from him] [Cosma and Big Bull Demon sighs as venomous stops shaking and sighs]

Billiam: Ahem. Dearest guests, why don’t we move on to the best part of our evil party? I’ve prepared the rooftop for our annual explode-off! Let us boast our terrible powers in a most excessive manner. [Prepares his plan]

Lord Boxman: Ooh! [Laughs] [Professor Venomous walks in] Ah, you’re just in time for the big, big show!

[Billiam head-shaped missiles launches to blow up an island]

[Crowd applauses]

Cosma: Ha. Watch this. [Launches missiles to the moon and blows up]

Cool Sun: Aw, man, none of that. I’m out of here. [Moves away]

Billiam: All right, who’s next? Oh, Big Bull Demon? Come on up.

Lord Boxman: [Pushes Big Bull Demon] No! No! No! Me! Me! Me! Mine! It’s my turn! I got a real good one. [Starts launching sequence]

[Crowd goes to see the missiles launched]

Billiam: Hmm, that, uh… wasn’t so bad, huh? [One of his minions show his computer] Oh, whatever is the matter, my boy. [Grabs computer] Uh, my fellow villains, I regret to inform you all that the coordinates Boxman entered were for…P.O.I.N.T.— [Shows a shot of P.O.I.N.T. H.Q.] P.O.I.N.T. H.Q..

[Crowd screams]

Lord Boxman: This one’s for you, Professor Venomous! [The missiles hits POINT HQ]

[Crowd gasps. A pterodactyl lands on POINT HQ. Crowd sighs]

POINT HQ: Automated defenses, activated. [The POINT HQ fires a beam to Billiam’s yacht. The yacht is destroyed]

Billiam: [Claps] Not to worry, everyone. [Whistles] [His bodyguards comes in] I’ve prepared emergency escape pods for such an occasion. Simply put on your life vest, jump on their back, and let them swim you to safety. [The guests puts on their lifevest and they escape the yacht with a bodyguard]

Hon Dew: Nice going, Boxman!

Cantalop: Yeah, why are you even here? You’re not one of us.

Billiam: Boxman, my boy. Your super power must be failure. [Chuckles] It’s the only thing you’re good at. [Commands his bodyguards to place Lord Boxman on the ground. Billiam walks over him] [On a raft of bodyguards with his minions] We don’t approve of you, darling!

[A bodyguard comes in to pants him]

Professor Venomous: Come on! There’s still one more escape pod. Let’s escape together.

Lord Boxman: No.

Professor Venomous: Eh?

Lord Boxman: I knew it all along, you know? I knew all the villains hated me. The real reason why I came along is because I wanted to show them that I don’t care what they think of me! They’re never gonna stop me from doing what I want, [Holds out a remote] whether it’s destroying the plaza or destroying this accursed yacht! [Pushes a button] [Laughs maniacally]

[A box drops on the yacht and sending Lord Boxman and Professor Venomous in the air. Lord Boxman pushes a button to get his flying desk to catch them]

Lord Boxman: I guess I got kind of carried away back ther—

Professor Venomous: I’m impressed.

Lord Boxman: Huh?

Professor Venomous: I love your dedication to crushing those plaza heroes.

Lord Boxman: But what are you—?

Professor Venomous: Your secret project? You’re gonna give me every last detail on it.

Lord Boxman: Oh. Okay!

Professor Venomous: And that’s not all. I have something to give you. [Opens a small box to show a bio-chip]

Lord Boxman: Ooh, hello. What is that?

Professor Venomous: This bio-chip will turn your little science project into the most fearsome weapon alive! Now… tell me everything.

Lord Boxman: [Chuckles] Sure thing. [Chuckles] Let’s go pick up, Fink! Whoo-hoo!

[The episode ends]


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Pilot Lakewood Plaza Turbo
Shorts KOEnidRadCarolEnid's Bad DayBarrels and CratesRad CriesRad's VanCommercialPower-Up!!!DendyBoxmore Infomercial
Season One Let's Be HeroesLet's Be FriendsYou're Everybody's SidekickWe Messed UpJethro's All YoursYou're Level 100!Sibling RivalryI Am DendyDo You Have Any More in the Back?My Dad Can Beat Up Your DadYou Get MeYou Are RadJust Be a PebblePresenting Joe CuppaWe've Got PestsLegends of Mr. GarKnow Your MomWe're CapturedFace Your FearsEverybody Likes Rad?You Have to CarePlaza PromSecond First DateOne Last ScoreT.K.O.Stop Attacking the PlazaWe've Got FleasNo More Pow CardsA Hero's FateLet's Have a StakeoutRad Likes RobotsKO's Video ChannelThe Power Is Yours!Glory DaysPlazalympicsParents DayWe Got HackedBack in Red ActionLet's Take a MomentVillains' Night OutVillains' Night InLet's Watch the PilotMystery Science Fair 201XRMS & Brandon's First EpisodeLad & LogicOK Dendy! Let's Be K.O.!Plaza ShortsLet's Not Be SkeletonsAction NewsThe Perfect MealHope This FliesYou're in Control
Season Two Seasons ChangeLord Cowboy DarrellPlaza Film FestivalBe a TeamMy Fair CarolLet's Watch the Boxmore ShowYour World is an IllusionThe So-Bad-icalPoint to the PlazaT.K.O.'s HouseRed Action to the FutureDendy's PowerSpecial DeliveryWisdom, Strength And CharismaBittersweet RivalsAre You Ready for Some Megafootball?!Mystery Sleepover