|— This is a transcribed copy of "We've Got Fleas". —|
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[The episode starts off with K.O. preparing his plate of nachos]
K.O.: Lightening cheese to represent a flash of instinct. [Places jalapenos] Laser jalapenos, to represent the precision of a sharp intellect. [Places beef cubes] And beef power cubes, for strength. By these ingredients combined, I’ve created the ultimate nacho mix! Fit for a hero!
[Baby Teeth drools wanting to eat the nachos]
K.O.: Or… maybe they’re fit for the official animal mascot of the Bodega— Baby Teeth! [Baby Teeth eats the nachos] Who has been here this whole time. It must be nice to be such a cute and beloved animal. [Alarm blares] Uh? [Titlecard appears]
[K.O. heads out of the store]
Enid: So what do you think we got today?
Rad: Ah, I don’t know. I’ll bet it’s another lame Darrell.
[A Boxmore box lands on the ground while something in it is creating noise]
Enid: [Chuckles] Uh, is it okay in there?
Rad: [Chuckles] Yeah. You two can take this one. I’m out.
Rad: Come on, K.O.. I’d feel bad clobbering a robot that can’t even open its own box.
[The robot claws the box to open it]
Enid: Good thing it was able to get out, huh, Rad?
K.O.: H-Hi there. E-Excuse me? [Approaches to Mikayla] You look a lot different from your brothers and sister. Are you, like, their pet? [Mikayla approaches him] Or… [Gasps] Could you be the official animal mascot of Boxmore?
Rad: K.O., stop talking to it!
Mikayla: [Hisses] Mikayla!
K.O.: Mikayla? That’s a beautiful name! Uh, my name’s K.O.. [Mikayla prepares to scratch him] And I work at Gar’s Bodega, where we—
Rad: [Catches K.O.] Aah! [Falls to the ground with K.O.] Enid!
Enid: I got it! [Jumps] Hyah! [Mikayla dodges it and runs away while Enid chases her] Keep your paws off my friends, jerk!
[Mikayla jumps between cars, however Rad catches her with his finger move]
Enid: Nice save.
Rad: Heh. I’m back in the game. Whoa! [Mikayla keeps banging on the pole to knock it down while the pole falls off. Rad lets go of Mikayla]
K.O.: Rad! Hey, buddy. [Mikayla growls] Come here. I-I’m not gonna hurt you. [Mikayla hisses] See? There’s no need for us to fight. [Mikayla growls and digs the ground making a mess] Owwww! Whyyyyy?!
[Rad drives his van to block the mess. He and Enid gets off the van]
Enid: Looks like our normal approach isn’t working. She’s too unpredictable. It’s like fighting a wild animal.
K.O.: [Gasps] That’s it. In times of need, the hero’s noble animal companion always sweeps in to win the day! [Whistles] Baby Teeth! Come forth!
Baby Teeth: [Still eating the nachos] Huh? [Looks out but continues to eat nachos]
Enid: Any other bright ideas?
K.O.: Hmmmm. Well… maybe we could become animals.
Rad: “Become” animals? How could we do that?
Dendy: [Opens Rad’s van door] It’s simple. You just need to be bitten by a were-animal.
Rad, K.O., and Enid: Dendy!
Rad: What were you doing in my van?
Dendy: [Shows a hologram of a were-animal] A were-animal’s fangs secrete a special were-enzyme that activates the bitten’s inner beast.
K.O.: Uh… were-animal?!
Rad: [Chuckles] I think you mean, “Where is animal, K.O.”
[K.O. laughs but Enid is unimpressed]
K.O.: Yeah, my bad.
Enid: [Grabs K.O. and Rad and shows them to Crinkly Wrinkly] There animal! Let’s get bit.
Rad and K.O.: Hm!
Enid, Rad, and K.O.: Come on! Bite us! Please bite us! Bite me!
Crinkly Wrinkly: Whaaaat?! [Wheezes]
Enid: Look, I know it sounds strange, but I promise you it’s for a good reason. [Crinkly Wrinkly bites her arm] Owwww! Ugh! [Shakes him] Get off me you dusty, little creep!
Crinkly Wrinkly: [KO catches him] Why, thank ya, sonny! [Chomps K.O.’s nose]
K.O.: Owww! Ugh!
Rad: [Laughs] [Crinkly chomps Rad’s hand] Aaaaaah!
Crinkly Wrinkly: A-hoo-hoo-hoo! I’ve been wanting to do that for ages!
Enid: Wait, you wanted to bite us?!
K.O.: You weren’t supposed to like it!
Enid: Ugh! Blek!
Rad: That cannot be legal.
Crinkly Wrinkly: [On the bus] Hahaha, enjoy your cuuuuurse! [The bus drives off]
Enid: Your garbage curse didn’t even work, you dank, old pillowcase!!! [A bunny tail appears behind her]
K.O.: Enid! Y-You have a new ponytail! On your butt!
Enid: Oh! Cute! But I don’t think it’s a ponytail. It’s more of a… [She grows bunny ears and transforming into a bunny] Oh, uh, oh! [Her feet transforms into bunny feet ripping her shoes] A bunny! It must be because I’m so… [Hops] …quick on my feet!
Rad: Whoa! Nice! If your inner animal is fast, then mine must be something totally macho. Like a classic werewolf! [Claws and a tail is grown out] Yeah! I can feel it! [Rips his shirt off] [Laughs] [A collar with a bell appears on his neck] Oh. A cat? Nice. Must be because I’m so… [Licks himself] …cleaaaaan.
K.O.: Wow! Wow, wow, wow! You guys look so cool! [Grows a tail out] Ah! I can’t wait to find out what I’m gonna be!
Enid and Rad: A puppy!
Rad: That’s so K.O.!
Enid: of course he’s a puppy! It’s perfect because he’s such a good boy!
[K.O. transforms into a puppy and barks. Enid and Rad cuddles him]
Rad: Yeah, who’s a good boy?!
K.O.: Me! Me, me, me!
Enid and Rad: Yes, you are!
Enid: Yes, you are!
[Mikayla comes in to fight Rad]
Enid: Oh, right. Mikayla. Time to use our animal powers to put this monkey business to an end!
Rad: Ohhhh, she’s a monkey? I thought she was some kinda… jaguar… guitar… l-lizard.
[Mikayla growls and gets out her paw]
Enid: [She kicks Mikayla] Whoooooo… cares?
Rad: Well, I’m a little curious.
Enid: [Throws Mikayla around with her feet] You want a bite of the action, K.O.?
K.O.: I think I’d rather show her my… bark blast! [His bark blast blasts Mikayla]
Rad: Cat scratch fever! [Scratches Mikayla]
Mikayla: Aaaaaaah! [Launches to Box More and Box More explodes]
Rad: Heh. Nice. [Smacks lips] Sooo, how do we go back to normal?
K.O.: W-We could ask Crinkly Wrinkly to bite us again?
[Enid and Rad shudders]
Enid: You know what? I’d rather stay a rabbit.
Rad: Yeah, I can deal with this.
K.O.: Wait. Really?! [Chuckles and wags his tail] We’re just gonna be animals from now on?!
Rad: Yeah, sure.
Enid: It’ll be fun.
K.O.: Yippee!! [Barks, pants]
[He sees a group of dogs walking and follows them]
[Enid sees a bunch of images of carrots on her phone and Rad touches her phone. Pird approaches and Enid digs a tunnel]
Singer: I wanna be a good boy, too. And sniff drool and bury a bone in the yard. I wanna scratch bellies with you. You’re so cool. [Enid exits the ground and sees a crate of carrots] Can I borrow some fleas while we’re at it? [Howls] [K.O. waves his dog friends bye and scratches himself, taking out fleas] [Rad is sleeping in front of the Bodega. K.O. walks in and pets him but gave him a flea] I’m not sayin’ I think every puppy dog is smart. Between you and me, barking is a form of art. [Rad scratches himself. Enid is seen eating carrots. K.O. waves to her but he gave her fleas as well] Doggies are smart, and barking is a form of art. [K.O., Enid, and Rad scratch themselves to get rid of fleas. K.O. knocks the crate of carrots with Enid and falls on Rad]
Rad: This isn’t fun if there’s fleas!
Enid: Yeah, I’m done.
K.O.: [Butt scoots] Ohh. Ow. S-Should we go talk to Crinkly Wrinkly then?
Enid and Rad: No!
Enid: We just need… a haircut!
[Mr. Logic shaves all the fur from Rad, Enid, and K.O.. But the fur regrows itself quick. Rad drops a mirror. Rad, Enid, and K.O. continues to scratch themselves]
K.O.: Now should we talk to Crinkly Wrinkly?
Rad and Enid: No!
Rad: We just need… a-a human to bite us!
Enid: Yeah, a human.
[Mega Football Baby gnaws on K.O.’s arm at the arcade]
K.O.: Um… help.
Enid: Okay, yeah, let’s go get Crinkly Wrinkly.
Crinkly Wrinkly: Of course I could bite ya again! But t’won’t do squat! Haw haw!
Crinkly Wrinkly: [In the bus] I’m afraid you gamey little children are stuck like that! [Laughs crazily]
K.O.: We can’t turn back?! Ugh! W-Why didn’t Dendy tell us that?!
Dendy: [Rolls down the van’s window] You didn’t ask.
K.O., Rad, and Enid: Dendyyyyy.
Rad: Seriously stay out of my van.
[Dendy rolls back the window]
Potato: Psst! You know, you three don’t have to live like this… if you don’t want to.
Enid: No offense, Potato, but what do you know about not being a rabbit?
Potato: I know I look like just your everyday anthropomorphic bunny, but… I’ve found a way to escape my mundane reality and be the person I’ve always wanted to be. I-I could show ya how! But you might not like it.
[Shows a shot of people line going to the Fantastic! Video Store. Puck Reverie lets them in]
Potato: This is it.
Rad: I don’t get it. Why’re people going into the old video store?
Enid: Yeah, what’s the deal, Potato? Uh… Potato? Pota—
Potato: [Waves] Over here. [Wears a human girl costume] Sorry, I had to get changed. Um… what do you think?
K.O., Rad, and Enid: Whoaaaa!
Enid: You’re so cute!
K.O.: Amazing, Potato!
Rad: You look just like a human.
Potato: Oh, gosh, no. Just wait till you see everyone else.
[They all enter the store. It reveals that it’s a convention where animal characters dress up as humans]
K.O.: Wow, this place is cool!
Enid: Yeah, it feels kinda like a costume party.
Rad: Lotta familiar faces, too. Look, there’s Dogmun, Dolph Finn, Rex, Mikayla… Wait! Mikayla?!
[Mikayla turns around and hisses]
K.O.: She’s gonna wreck this peaceful gathering!
Enid: Not on our watch!
[K.O., Enid, and Rad prepares to fight. K.O. barks]
K.O., Enid, and Rad: Aaaaaaaaaaah!
Potato: Stoooop! What are you doing?! She’s just trying to give you your outfits!
K.O., Enid, and Rad: Huh?
[Mikayla shows them their outfits]
K.O.: Aw, geez. We’re so sorry, Mikayla.
Rad: Yeah. You were just hanging out with everyone else here, huh?
Enid: You wanted to help us fit in, and look like humans. Because that’s what you want, too, isn’t it?
Potato: Yep! This is a place of acceptance, not violence. It’s a place where you can be someone else for a while. And some of us have realized that that makes us feel even more like ourselves. So, are you gonna try out your new costumes, or what?
[At the Bodega, K.O., Enid, and Rad wore their regular costumes. Enid sits on the counter, Rad levitates a box and transports it to a pile of boxes. Baby Teeth is eating her nachos and K.O. picks one]
K.O.: [Sighs] I’m so glad everything’s back to normal. [A nacho crumbles because he’s in his costume]
[The episode ends]