|— This is a transcribed copy of "We've Got Pests". —|
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[The episode starts off with Enid snapping and Corn Shepard watering his corn field]
Corn Shepard: [Humming] Huh? [Opens his ears]
[Shoots down corn and Enid uses her power kick to make popcorn. TV turns on and the titlecard appears]
K.O.: Wow, Enid! That was amazing!
Rad: Yeah, that’s all right. But check this out! [Throws popcorn but misses the microwave]
[Rad puts the popcorn back to the microwave which eventually blows up]
K.O. and Rad: Gar’s favorite microwave!
[Tries to blow out the fire]
Rad: Quick, K.O., cry on it! [K.O. cries]
Enid: Hey. Be cool. [Approaches to the microwave. Chews a lollipop and pounds on the microwave to extinguish the fire]
K.O.: So cool, Enid. Thanks! [Enid throws the popcorn to his face] [Pipes shaking] Maybe you can fix those faulty pipes, too.
Enid: Yeah, sure— when I feel like it.
K.O.: [Eats popcorn] Isn’t [gags] Enid the [gags] coolest, Rad? [gags]
[The fire creates an icy throne for Enid]
Rad: [Shivers] Totally.
[A trio of pests surfs out of the pipes]
Rad and K.O.: Aah!
Gnarlio: The name’s Gnarlio— the cool lizard. And these are my homies— Peej…
Gnarlio: …And Chill Cat.
Chill Cat: Dat’s my name. Don’t wear it out.
[Rollerskates in a circle]
Gnarlio: Where’s the party at?! [Laughs]
K.O.: Pests! [Takes a broom to sweep them away] Shoo, shoo!
Rad: [Stops K.O.] Whoa, whoa, whoa! Dude, no! These aren’t just pests, they’re cool pests. Don’t worry. I’ll handle the talking. [Clears throat] Hit it. [Hip-hop beat plays] [Multiple Rads appears] Go, go, go, Rad. Go, go, go, Rad.
[Rad plays the electric guitar] [Changes outfit] What’s up?! You dawgs want to par-tay?! [Blows a party blower] Are you diggety down to cliggety clown? [Honks the red nose]
Gnarlio: Absolutely, my dude! Give me five up-top! [Rad is about to give him a high five but Gnarlio tricks him] Psych!
[He and his friends laugh]
Gnarlio: Yeah, we’re down to clown— clown on you! [Laughs] Hu— W—What? [Tosses his sunglasses] But you. [Moves his wave to Enid] You haven’t even looked in our general direction.
Gnarlio, Peej, and Chill Cat: That’s tight!
Enid: Heh, thanks.
Gnarlio: So you want to, like, hang with us or whatever?
Enid: Sure. Sounds like fun. [The pests lift Enid up chanting “Par-tay!”] Y’all mind if I chill with these guys for today? You can handle the counter, right?
Rad: [Scoffs] Yeah, we can handle it. In fact, we’re gonna go handle it right now [slides K.O. gently] ‘cause it’s cool to… have a job and not wear sunglasses… and ride on skates.
Enid: Cool. Catch you guys later.
K.O.: Bye, Enid! Bye, Gnarlio! Bye, Peej! Bye, Chill Chat! Have a fun ti— [Rad and K.O. shuts the down]
Gnarlio: Man, those guys are dweebs.
Enid: Yeah, but they’re my favorite dweebs.
Rad: Hoo! Glad to get some fresh air. Those chumps were really crampin’ my style back there.
K.O.: You’re cramping? My mom likes to use these packs called Frostyblaze that can help with that! We have them in aisle o—
Rad: [Puts his hand on K.O.’s mouth] Not that kind of cramp, K.O..
[The pests and Enid play hacky sack]
Gnarlio: Think fast, brah! [Kicks sack to Chill Cat]
Chill Cat: Whoa! Comin’ at ya, Peej! [Kicks sack to Peej]
Peej: Put some #stank on this one! [Kicks sack to Enid]
Gnarlio: Hack that sack, E-dawg!
Enid: Huh. Hyah! [Hacky sack hit the window and Crinkly Wrinkly]
Crinkly Wrinkly: [Plays with it] All right!
Enid: [Chuckles] Nice.
Chill Cat, Gnarlio, and Peej: Wicked!
Enid: Thanks, guys.
Peej: [Climbs on Enid] #TotalPwnage!
[The others climbed on her as well]
Gnarlio: What else kind of shenanigans ya got around this joint?
Enid: I could show you guys how to get infinite snacks from the vending machine?
Chill Cat: All right! Tubular!
K.O.: Enid sure does look like she’s having a lot of cool fun with her cool friends. Uh, that’s cool.
Rad: I just hope she comes back to man the counter soon. Luckily it’s not too busy.
[A tumbleweed comes by and reveals to be a customer]
Tumbles: Uh, hi, there, boys. Can I ask y’all a quick question?
Rad: A question? Uh, go ahead and, uh… ask it?
Tumbles: I was— was wondering if… you had any…
Rad: Well, that’s our lunch break! Guess we’ll just have to answer your question after we get back. [Puts a blanket over Tumbles and the counter] Hang tight, sir. [Enters the break room with K.O.] Whew. That was a close one. Let’s get some grub! [Opens freezer] Hmm. Ah! Care to share a pizza for one, for two, K.O.?
[Smoke comes out of the microwave and both gasps]
Rad: Ugh. Hey, Enid, could you give us a hand?
Enid: Launch. [Peej throws a bread and Enid uses her powers to slice in half] Launch. [Chill Cat and Gnarlio throws meat and Enid uses her powers to slice the meat] Launch! [The pests throws the tomatoes, lettuce, and cheese. Enid throws her sunglasses to slice them. [Sunglasses return and she holds out a completed sandwich. Eats it]
Chill Cat, Peej, and Gnarlio: Sick!
[Gnarlio and Enid high fives]
Rad: Eh, she seems busy. Cold pizza is better than hot pizza anyway, right?
[K.O. and Rad eats the cold pizza]
Chill Cat: So what’re we gonna do now, Enid?
[Gnarlio skateboards over them]
Enid: Ha, chill out, guys. It’s lunch. We can just sit and talk, you know.
Chill Cat: About what?
Enid: Um, let’s see. Who’s read a good book lately? Or watched a good movie?
Gnarlio: This is lame! Luckily, I just called up some buds who are ready to par-tay. [Chuckles]
Chill Cat and Peej: Party!
Enid: What do you guys do when you’re not partying?
Chill Cat, Peej, and Gnarlio: Party!
Enid: No, I said when you’re not partying.
Chill Cat, Peej, and Gnarlio: Party!
[A party bus with a crowd lands in front of the Bodega]
Frat Boy 1: [Holds out a boombox] Who rocks the party that rocks your body?!
Crowd: We do!
Frat Boy 2: I got so much money to spend and so many bad decisions to make!
K.O.: Do you hear something, Rad?
Rad: Uh, K.O..
Tumbles: Oh, wait!
[Crowd comes in the Bodega. The pests and Enid waves out of the break room]
Peej, Gnarlio, and Chill Cat: Whoa!
Gnarlio: Here the party at! Finally! This palce is jumping!
Enid: Oh, no.
Frat Boy 3: Dude, give me your strongest fruit punch on the rocks.
K.O.: Uh, we don’t sell rocks. Uh… take a number? [Another person brings K.O. to his side]
Frat Boy 4: So, what’s good here?
K.O.: Um… everything? Rad, I think these people are in the wrong store.
Rad: Uh… I sure hope Enid comes back soon.
Gnarlio: [Swinging on the chandelier] Par-tay! Par-tay! Par-tay! [Drinks apple juice]
Enid: Hey! That chandelier was just installed this morning!
Chill Cat: [Being carried from the crowd] Par-tay hearty!
Peej: [Spray paints on people] #Partay!
[All wreak havoc with the crowd]
Chill Cat: Best party ever!
Rad: Please, we’ll get to you when we can!
Tumbles: Please! I beg of you! My muscles— Oh, they ache! They cramp! I need Frostyblaze!
K.O.: Rad, there’s an actual customer, and I actually know what they want!
K.O.: I will help you valued customer!
Rad: Don’t go out there! K.O.!
[K.O. jumps into the crowd and Rad gets buried with it]
K.O.: Excuse me. [Gasps] [Sees the Frostyblaze]
[Peej, Chill Cat, and Gnarlio climbs on top of the shelf]
Gnarlio: This is gonna be totally sweet!
Enid: There you are!
Gnarlio: Hey, E-dawg! Help us knock over these shelves and catch a tasty wave with us.
Enid: [Sighs] Before it was just innocent vandalism. But this is straight-up destruction. I need you to cool it.
Gnarlio: [Scoffs] Whatever, man. We are coolin’ it. Guess you’re just as lame as your dweeb friends. Come on, gang. Let’s catch that tasty wave! [Knocks the shelf]
[A domino effect is creating by knocking a couple of shelves while K.O. tries to get the Frostyblaze]
K.O.: Almost there.
Gnarlio: [Slow-motion] Tasty wave, bro.
K.O.: Huh? [Gasps] [Enid holds the shelf with her foot] Enid! Those pests are ruining the store!
Enid: I know, K.O. I’m gonna take care of them.
K.O.: Are you gonna kick their butts?
Enid: Nah. I’m gonna kick their minds. [Kicks the shelves back to the pests]
[The shelves fall on them]
Gnarlio: What the… E-dawg, what the heck?!
Chill Cat: We thought you were Enid McCooly-Coolerson! More like Enid Lamer McLamestein.
Gnarlio: Let’s get out of here, brosephs.
Enid: You talk about being cool, but do you even know what that means? Hey! [Snaps] Look me in the eye! [The pests are frightened by her] Being cool is about being real. So, who are you, really? Chill Cat, who are you without your 3-D glasses? Why do you wear them all the time? 3-D glasses don’t even look like that anymore. Peej, you don’t have to put a hastag in front of everything. Sometimes it’s more cool to say things that aren’t trending. And you, Gnarlio, what are you without Rollerblades, your surfboard, your backwards baseball cap? Who are you without all the layers of trends and the “cool” persona you’re trying to be? Who are all of you when you’re not being self-destructive party jerks? I know who I am. I’m Enid, I work the front counter at Gar’s, and I friends with K.O.. [Rad clears throat] And Rad, I guess. Anyway, I know who I am. Do you?
Gnarlio: Let’s go, guys.
[The pests leave. Enid and K.O. steps out]
K.O.: Do you think you got through to them, Enid?
Enid: I don’t know, K.O.. I guess only time will tell. Hmm. Let’s go help Rad clear out this party. [Walks back to the Bodega]
Chill Cat: I guess I’m out of here. Deuces, guys. [Leaves]
Peej: Lates, Chill Cat. I should probs dip, too. [Leaves]
Gnarlio: Yeah, catch ya on the flip side, Peej.
[They all part ways. Peej stands on the mirror, takes off her glasses, and writes Who am I? She sells novels and signs them. Chill Cat works as an optometrist with a degree. Her client is Tumbles. Gnarlio returns from his work to home with his family. He has a son and a wife]
Gnarlio Jr: Daddy!
Gnarlio: [Hugs his son] [Laughs] There’s my guy!
Mrs. Gnarlio: Welcome home, sweetie.
Gnarlio: Hey, hon. Uh, could you tuck little Junior here into bed? I need to take care of something real quick.
Mrs. Gnarlio: Sure thing, hon. I’ll meet you upstairs. [Kisses her husband]
Gnarlio Jr.: Night-night, Papa.
[Gnarlio takes off his suit coat and sits on a chair. He opens his memory album. Sheds a tear on it]
Gnarlio: Thank you.
[The episode ends]