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Enid: Ready K.O.?

K.O.: I was born ready, Enid. One patented K.O. kicky ball, coming up!

[Enid does tricks with K.O, who is in the shape of a ball]

K.O.: Woo!

[The title card appears]

K.O.: Perfect form.

Enid: You ready for the big finish? I've been practicing my signature hands-free hotdog.

K.O.: Hands-free hotdog! Hands-free hotdog!

Punching Judy: Ahem.

Enid: Hold on, duty calls. Did you find everything you needed, great, that'll be eight ninety nine, thanks for shopping at Gar's, bye. Okay! Now, as I was saying...

Pird: [coughs]

Enid: Two ninety-nine, good job shopping, have a nice life, bye. Ohhh-kay, now, let's drop this dog quick before someone else barges in, huh?

K.O.: [grunts]

Enid: [grunts and begins the hands-free hotdog trick]

Wally the White: Good evening young madam. Such lovely weather we're having hm? Y'know, when I was a lad, on nights like this, my father would take me out to harvest mandrakes under the full moon. [chuckles] Once, the pig season, Holoak laid upon us a naughty caprise. (?)

Enid: Huah-yah! [kicks K.O. onto the hotdog machine, which send the hotdogs towards a bun she has in her hand]

Wally: Excuse me, madam, I'm speaking to you, and-

'K.O.: [bounces on ketchup and mustard bottles] [giggles] Whoops... [send relish flyign towards Enid, who catches all of the condiments, which form the words 'Enid Rules]

Enid: Heh. Not bad.

K.O.: Not bad? That hotdog is the most impressive thing my body has ever made! This has to be some kind of record!

Wally: Yes, the new in-store record for ignoring the customer!

Enid: Actually, my record for ignoring randoes for you is way higher than that. Better luck next time?

Wally: Harumph. Y'know young lady, back in my day, the store employees knew that the customer was always right, and treated them with respect.

Enid: Well, sir, you have my attention now. What do you want?

Wally: Well, I want to speak to a manager.

Enid: Fine. I'll grab him. [Picks up K.O. and puts him on the counter] Here he is.

Wally: That is not the manager. Why, he's but a child.

K.O.: [burps]

Enid: Uh, ohhhh, you're right! See, he manages to survive when someone isn't paying attention to him for five seconds, so I got confused. My bad.

Wally: [shakes and causes a thunderstorm behind him] Mark my words, you impudent brat! You will rue the day you ignored the petulant demands of Wally the White!

Enid: Who?

Wally: Ub-ug, don't you see? Uh- That's meee! Ahhh! [shoots magic at the floor and disappears]

Enid: Bye.

K.O.: Hmm. Do you think we went too hard on that guy?

Enid: Psh, that old windbag? Don't feel bad for him, K.O. He wasn't going to buy anything, he just wanted someone to talk at.

K.O.: But now he thinks you're mean. You aren't mean!

Enid: Well, I'm glad you think so, K.O, but I don't really care if people think I'm mean.

K.O.: But, doesn't it bug you that they've got you all wrong?

Enid: Nah. I really don't expect people to get me.

K.O.: Oh. I get you though, right?

Enid: Uh, I don't know.

K.O.: [Makes sad eyes]

Enid: Oh, uh, don't worry about it, brush-head. Now, go mop up that wizard-crud before we close.

K.O.: [thinking] Enid thinks I don't get her, but I know I can. And I'll prove it to her. She's gonna get got like nobody's even been got before! [out loud] Yeah!

Enid: Huh? Oh, thanks K.O. Good egg, that one. Now to get back to doing what I do best around here. [lays on counter]

K.O.: [thinking] Today's the day! [out loud] Alright, Enid, I'm ready to get you! Enid? [taps on Enid, who is still on counter and made of stone] Enid. Had. Been...

Mr. Gar: Turned to stone, eh? That's quite an accusation, K.O.

Radicles: Yeah, dude, she's like, so normal.

Mr. Gar: Sunglasses, feet on the counter, refusing to make eye contact, or talk to anyone... You're in top form, Enid!

Rad: Hey, Enid, K.O. here think you've been turned to stone. You know what I said when he told me that? [silence] Exactly! I was speechless. K.O., you crazy.

K.O.: [thinking] They didn't realize Enid's been turned to stone! Why? [gasp] Could it be that I'm the only one that gets her after all? Alright, this is my change to prove that I can be an Enid-getter, and a go-getter! Time to get help, and turn her back to normal.

K.O.: Thanks again for coming, Dendy. I just knew that I could count on you to have some super-smart way to get to the bottom of this!

Dendy: It is my pleasure, K.O. I will metaphorically leave no stone unturned.

K.O.: [laughs] And literally, too, right?

Dendy: What? Ooo, oooh, the results are printing. Hmm... Mmm-hmm... Mmm-hm. Well, K.O, it would appear as if your friend has been turned into steatite.

K.O.: Huh?

Dendy: It is also known as soapstone. It is commonly used by novice sculptors to practice carving techniques because of its relative softness.

K.O.: I know that! I mean, I didn't know what kind of a rock, and that is super interesting, but what I was rally hoping for was to turn her back from rock to person.

Dendy: Ohhhh... I don't really do... That.

K.O.: Noooo! I can't help her. And no one else thinks they need to help her. How is she ever going to come back?

Dendy: I don't know anything about Enid's predicament. Or giving emotional counsel. I am sorry K.O. See you at school tomorrow!

K.O.: [sighs] You were right... Nobody get you, not even me. And now you're stuck like this... I'll never even get to play kicky-ball with you again, or learn rude new words from you again, or copy your taste in music ever again! [starts crying over Enid] I- f-failed you-ouuu...

Enid: [turns back into a person] Woa! Dude! That is not cool.

K.O.: Enid! [laughs with relief] Di- Did I do it? Did I bring you back by getting you?

Enid: Uh...

Wally the White: [enters store] Wrong, child. That spell only lasts twenty-four hours. She would have come out of it no matter who blew their nose on her.

K.O.: You! I should have known it was you.

Wally: I'm here to pick up an item on lay-away. It's a statue of a snotty teenager, and should be under 'Wally'. Wally the White! [turns Enid into stone again]

K.O.; Aw, nuts.

Wally: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be taking my new lawn ornament home to cast a more permanent spell on her. [picks Enid up with a blue beam]

K.O.: No! That's super weird!

Wally: Pleasure doing business with you! [Starts flying out the store] Tootles!

K.O.: [panting] Sonic lightspeed dash!

Wally: Neahahaho! Ooo, [K.O. shouting in the background] Ow, mildly annoying. Floatus- poatus! Neahaho!

K.O.: [starts floating] Oh! I'm coming, Enid. [starts floating after Wally]

Radicles: So you don't know where Enid and K.O. went at all?

Dendy: No, I do not think Enid in particular would be going anywhere, seeing as she is a stature now.

Rad: What? Huh, listen Dendy, K.O.'s-

K.O.: Get back here!

Rad: Is that-

K.O.: Ah!

Mr. Gar: I see. Playing hooky to go galavanting with a wizard, eh? Reminds me of my schoolboy days.

Rad: I don't get any of y'all.

Wally: You found a way around my levitation spell, eh? Metus phemus!

K.O.: [Dodges Wally's blasts]

Wally: Argh! Endicus cannonus!

K.O.: [Dodges beam of magic]

Wally: Ar rragh! Higgledy Piggledy!

K.O.: [Pigs ricochet off him]

Wallyb: That kid's too good... I need some place to hide, some place I'll be protected.

Carol: Huah! Huah, huah huah!

Wally: Please, help! Somebody help me! Some rascal young person has been chasing me all throughout the plaza! Please, amdam, use some of your kung-fu skills and whatnot and put him in his place.

Carol: Uhm, alright sir, who we talking about, again? And why do you have a statue of my son's coworker?

Wally: Uhm, well, uh, that is, the, uh-

K.O.: There you are!

Wally: Yagh! There he is! That's the child. Now, go accost him! Hm?

K.O.: [whispers indistinctly to Carol]

Carol: No, he did what? Don't worry sir, I've got this situation under control. Huah! [thros a K.O. kicky ball at Wally]

K.O.: Okay, time to fess up. Why are you doing this to Enid?

Wally: Because, that brat was mean to me earlier! So I thought I'd teach her a lesson by turning her into stone. Hahaha!

K.O.: Enid's not a brat. You thought she was acting like that because you're a creepy old wizard. But she's like that to everyone. Get it? You're the one who decided to mess with her.

Wally: I thought your friend was annoying, but you're even worse! Looks like I'll be getting two lawn ornaments for the price of one!

Enid: [breaks out of stone] Leave him out of this, you creep. What is your deal?

Wally: You were rude to me earlier.

Enid: Uh, are you serious? Every time you have a problem with someone, you turn them into stone?

Wally: Yes! And I've got a problem with you.

Enid: [shoots a blast of fire next to Wally's head]

Wally: Ah! No!

Enid: Hah. I thought you were just a jerk, but you're a coward, too.

Wally: [gasp]

Enid: And not only are you a bore,

Wally: [gasp]

Enid: You're a sad, sad wizard.

Wally: Ugh!

Enid: So stay outta my store!

Wally: Pah. Pah. Pah! I've had enough of this juvenile nonsense. I shall go tend to my own.

Enid: And don't come back.

Wally: [grunts as he struggles to climb over the wall]

Enid: Jerk. Huh.

K.O.: Enid. Now he just thinks you're a mean teen again.

Enid: Aw, it's whatever, man. It's like I said yesterday, some people are just never gonna get me. And even if they do, not everyone's gonna get me like you.

K.O.: I- I- I get you? I- I get Enid! I knew it!

Enid: Yeah, yeah, don't rub it in.

K.O.: I get Enid!

[The episode ends]


ve Transcripts
Pilot Lakewood Plaza Turbo
Shorts KOEnidRadCarolEnid's Bad DayBarrels and CratesRad CriesRad's VanCommercialPower-Up!!!DendyBoxmore Infomercial
Season One Let's Be HeroesLet's Be FriendsYou're Everybody's SidekickWe Messed UpJethro's All YoursYou're Level 100!Sibling RivalryI Am DendyYou Get MeYou Are RadJust Be a PebblePresenting Joe CuppaDo You Have Any More in the Back?My Dad Can Beat Up Your DadWe've Got PestsLegends of Mr. GarKnow Your MomWe're CapturedFace Your FearsEverybody Likes Rad?You Have to CarePlaza PromSecond First DateOne Last ScoreT.K.O.Stop Attacking the PlazaWe've Got FleasNo More Pow CardsA Hero's FateLet's Have a StakeoutParents DayWe Got HackedRad Likes RobotsKO's Video ChannelThe Power Is Yours!Glory DaysPlazalympicsBack in Red ActionLet's Take a MomentVillains' Night OutVillains' Night InPlaza ShortsLet's Watch the PilotMystery Science Fair 201XLad & LogicOK Dendy! Let's Be K.O.!RMS & Brandon's First EpisodeLet's Not Be SkeletonsAction NewsThe Perfect MealHope This FliesYou're in Control
Season Two Seasons ChangeLord Cowboy DarrellPlaza Film FestivalBe a TeamMy Fair CarolLet's Watch the Boxmore ShowYour World is an IllusionThe So-Bad-icalPoint to the PlazaT.K.O.'s HouseRed Action to the FutureDendy's PowerSpecial DeliveryWisdom, Strength And CharismaBittersweet RivalsAre You Ready for Some Megafootball?!Mystery SleepoverFinal ExamsSoda GenieCarolQuestBoxman CrashesMonster PartyCrossover NexusSuper Black FridayPlaza Alone