Your World is an Illusion/Transcript

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Speaker	Dialogue
[Open. Ext. Lakewood Plaza Turbo - Day]
(Sirens wails. The Plazaians screams. Co-Bruh slithers away. Topher dugs a hole to hide. Colewort jumps into the bushes and vanishes.)
Colewort	Aah!
(The sky opens a portal to drop a Boxmore box with an image of a rose and hockey sticks. Rex Th' Bunny comes of the Bodega drinking a slushie while listening music through his phone with earbuds. He sees the box falls the ground.)
Rex Th' Bunny	What in tarnation?
Raymond (O.S.)	*muffled* Prepare to meet your end, my leather-bound, lagomorphic lad…
(Raymond uses his hockey stick to slash through the box. He comes out.)
Raymond	Hyah! *lands* …for I have a hat trick of my own.
(Raymond's hands transforms into the Puck Launcher.)
Raymond	Ha! Ha! Get ready for a power play!
(Raymond launches three hockey pucks at Rex Th' Bunny. The pucks does not hits him.)
Rex Th' Bunny	Huh? Whah! *gasps*
(Rex Th' Bunny is surprised to see K.O., Rad, and Enid shielded him from the pucks. The Bodegamen kicks the pucks at Raymond.)
K.O., Enid & Rad	Aah!
(Raymond is sent to the sky with his broken teeth.)
Raymond	I need to see some dentists! Ya-ha-ha-hooeyyyyy!
(Raymond lands to the dentist's office. A drill whirs.
Rex Th' Bunny	Ah, man, you guys really saved my tail back there. *holds hand in the air* Slap me some cool fives.)
Rad & Enid	No, thanks. Bye-eee.
(Rad and Enid jumps backwards into Gar's Hero Supply & Bodega.)
K.O.	I'll take some fives.
(K.O. and Rex Th' Bunny high fives.)
Rex Th' Bunny	Oh. Thanks again, partner.
(Rex Th' Bunny points fingers at K.O. and clicks his tongue.)
Rex Th' Bunny	I owe you one.
(Rex Th' Bunny walks off, K.O. points him back and imitates tongue clicking.)
(K.O. sees Holo-Jane hiding behind a pole near the bench gesturing him to come meet her.)
Holo-Jane	Psst! Hey, kid, come over here.
K.O.	Hmm, a stranger. Hmm.
(K.O. remembers his flashback of Shadowy Figure unleashing T.K.O. from "T.K.O.")
K.O.	Hmm.
Holo-Jane	Please, I need the help of a true hero.
K.O.	Mnh! Mnh! Oh, okay!
(K.O. walks to Holo-Jane.)
K.O.	Did you want a high five, too?
Holo-Jane	No, wait!
(K.O. gives a high five to Holo-Jane but his hand phases through her hand.)
K.O.	Aah! You're a — a g-g-gho-o-ost! *shakes in fear*
Holo-Jane	No, no, that's normal for me. The name's Holo Jane. I'm a hologram.
K.O.	A holog-g-gram?
Holo-Jane	I'm a three-dimensional image made of light, which means "not real." But it's not just me that isn't real. Listen, kid, I can see the layers of this world and the spaces in between. Nothing is real.
[Title: Your World is an Illusion title card and beginning credits]
(Holo-Jane pushes the title-card away from the screen.)
Holo-Jane	Ugh. Understand? *crosses arms*
K.O.	What? *points himself* But that would mean that I'm not real. And if I'm not real, then how come I'm so cute?
(Holo-Jane gestures to K.O.'s arm. K.O. looks at it.)
Holo-Jane	Look at your arm, K.O. You don't see that big black line surrounding your body?
K.O.	Oh. I — *picks his arm* I think that's always been there.
(Holo-Jane shows K.O. the rocks.)
Holo-Jane	Well, what about these rocks here?
K.O.	What about 'em?
Holo-Jane	*crosses arms* Pick one up.
(K.O. walks to the rocks.)
K.O.	Hmm. Ah. *picks up a rock* *chuckles* Yeah. *shows Holo-Jane the rock* Hmm?
Holo-Jane	Why'd you pick that one?
K.O.	I don't know. I just… had to?
Holo-Jane	Try picking up the other one.
(K.O. walks to the other rock.)
K.O.	Mm-hmm.
(K.O. picks up the other rock but it clips through.)
K.O.	Hmm? Hmm?! Hmph!
(K.O. quickly tries to grab the rock but clips through again.)
K.O.	*grunts* Huh?
(K.O. struggles to pick up the rock. K.O. stops. He sees his hands and checks around.)
K.O.	Huh? Huh?!
Holo-Jane	See what I mean?
K.O.	I guess. Wait, no! You're just tryin' to trick me, huh?
Holo-Jane	Trick? Look, kid, I'm not interested in tricks and japes and junk. All I want is to get someplace more… real.
K.O.	Well… Say I did believe you — which I don't — How would I even help you do that?
Holo-Jane	If I knew that, do you think I'd be talking to you right now?
K.O.	Well, sure. We could chat and —
Holo-Jane	Ugh, maybe this was a mistake.
(Holo-Jane walks way phasing out.)
Holo-Jane	*distorted* Just forget it, okay?
K.O.	*waves hand* Okay, I will! *whistles*
(K.O. walks to the Bodega.)
K.O.	Pbht! *circles finger in air* Nothing is real? *chuckles* *stops walking* Like I'm supposed to believe it's impossible for those cars to exist or cartoons aren't real or — or that pterodactyl is just a simulati—
(The pterodactyl collides with K.O.'s hand.)
K.O.	Aah! No, no, no. Sorry, little fella.
(K.O. places down the pterodactyl but flys by the ground.)
K.O.	That was… unsettling. *runs* Oh, well. Nothin' a little comfort food can't solve.)
(K.O. enters the Bodega.)
[Trans. Int. Gar's Hero Supply & Bodega]
(The scene where Enid gives Neil his bag is frozen. K.O. goes to the Lightning Nachos counter.)
K.O.	Yep. Neil, Enid. *hums*
(K.O. takes out a tray and puts nachos.)
K.O.	1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9… and… 10.
(K.O. dispenses lightning sauce on the nachos.)
K.O.	Three pumps. Ahh, the yin and yam.
(K.O. eats the nacho chips.)
K.O.	3! 6! 10! *munches*
(K.O. sees that the tray contains more nachos. K.O. continues to munch on the nachos but still sees more on his tray.)
K.O.	Huh? Why does this still look the same?
(K.O. pours down his tray and the nachos stick to it.)
K.O.	What is this, some kind of prop? Something is wrong with these chips. Huh?
(K.O. notices the cinematic black bars around him and detaches from the scene. Rad walks to K.O.)
Rad	Say, what's the hubbub, squirt?
K.O.	Aah!
(K.O. sees that Rad is only on his top half of his body. The camera lines appear.)
K.O.	W-W-What happened to your bottom half?
(K.O. turns around and sees he is also only on his top half.)
K.O.	*gasps* What happened to my bottom half?
(As K.O. waves his arms, he notices the smear frames.)
K.O.	A-And what's happening to my arms? *whimpers*
(The scene zooms out. Rad's and K.O.'s bottom halves appears and the camera lines disappears.)
Rad	What are you babbling about, dude?
K.O.	But G-G—
(The zooms in and the camera lines appear again. Rad's and K.O.'s bottom halves disappear once more.)
(The scene returns to normal. K.O. shakes in frustration.)
K.O.	Argh! Ohh!
(The scene zooms in, the camera lines appears, and K.O.'s and Rad's bottom halves disappear.)
K.O.	All kinds of things aren't right!
(K.O. runs away from the scene. The scene goes back to normal.)
Rad	K.O., wait!
K.O.	Enid, Neil. Aaaaah!
(The camera zooms to Enid's and Neil's frozen scene.)
[Trans. Ext. Lakewood Plaza Turbo]
K.O.	Stop noticing things, brain. We'll just go see Mommy, and she'll haaa— Ah!
(K.O. looks down and sees his whole body moving to the right without walking.)
K.O.	A-Am I moving forward or is the world moving backward?
(K.O. walks normally.)
K.O.	No. Everything is real.
(K.O. walks into Rex Th' Bunny's direction.)
Rex Th' Bunny	That's right, buckaroo. Everything is real — *winks* real safe, thanks to you.
K.O.	Why are you just weirdly standing here alone?
Rex Th' Bunny	Just waiting for the bus, friend.
K.O.	*points* You sure are chummy for a guy I just met.
Rex Th' Bunny	You've always known me, and I've always, always been here. *puts hand in air* High five?
K.O.	Ummm… Okay!
(The high five noise is made.)
K.O.	Huh?
(K.O. has a plastic sheet that makes a high-five noise repeatedly.)
K.O.	What is this?
Rex Th' Bunny	What's what?
K.O.	Huh?
(A siren wails. K.O. and Rex Th' Bunny sees the alarm.)
K.O.	A Box More bot? Whew. Finally, something I can wrap my head around.
(The sky opens a portal and drops a box to the ground. Raymond slashes the box open with a big toothbrush.)
Raymond	Hyah! Half-time's over, half-pint.
K.O.	Raymond? Again? *points*And with the exact, same entrance as before?
Raymond	So nice… *brushes teeth* I did it twice.
K.O.	And why are you standing like that, without a hockey stick? Aah!
(K.O. notices that his hand goes through the split-screen. He retrieves it back.)
Raymond	Look, benchwarmer, *split screen goes to fullscreen* I know I'm remarkable to you, but you better quit making so many remarks. 'Cause without your little chums here to help you, this rematch is gonna be a shutout!
Plazaians	*chants*Rematch! Rematch!
K.O.	*turns to crowd* Everyone, please, this isn't a game. Y'all gotta listen to me. Can you even listen?
(K.O. looks at one of the Plazaians)
K.O.	This guy doesn't even have ears or, like, a body.
Raymond	You — You're seriously ignoring me? This has never happened to me before. I think I… hate this!
(Raymond charges at K.O.)
Raymond	Hyah!
(Raymond punches the plastic sheets, thinking he punched K.O.)
Raymond	Pay! Attention! To me!
(Raymond sees the plastic sheets around K.O.)
Raymond	*gasps* Unscathed?
K.O.	Well, yeah. You never hit me.
Raymond	Mnargh!
(Raymond punches aside K.O.)
K.O.	See? You rear back, and just a blob of light.
Raymond	What is this sorcery?
K.O.	Do I only have… one, two, three, four fingers? Why do we call them "high fives," then?
Raymond	*points* You're mad!
K.O.	No. Just confused.
Raymond	*gasps* Best to just put the little guy out of his misery.
(Raymond transforms his hands into the Puck Launcher and blasts K.O., he dodges the blasts and jumps into the fourth dimension.)
[Trans. Fourth Dimension]
K.O.	*gasps* Aah!
(K.O. gets up and sees the scene.)
K.O.	*gasps* Whoa.
Raymond	What? Argh!
(Raymond's hands returns to normal. Raymond heads to K.O.)
Raymond	Thou baseborn cur! I'll get—
(Raymond misses grabbing K.O. since K.O. is in another dimension.)
Raymond	Rah! Huh? Argh!
(Raymond tries to grabs K.O., but fails.)
Raymond	*malfunctions* I don't unders-s-stand. Does not compute. Sports?!
(Raymond's head explodes. The crowd cheers.)
Rex Th' Bunny	Thanks again, champ. *pumps arms up*
(K.O. turns around and sees his hands. A spotlight shines on him.)
K.O. (V.O.)	How did I do that just now? What did I do just now? Is there — *gasps* *pants; shakes head* Blu-blu-blu-blu!
(The crowd's cheers continue.)
K.O.	All right. No more inner monologue — not until Mommy clears things up.)
(K.O. runs to the Fitness Dojo.)
[Trans. Int. Fitness Dojo - Fourth Dimension]
Carol	Good job today, ladies!
(Holo-Jane, Gladys, and Ginger leaves. K.O. runs to Carol to "hug" her.)
K.O.	Mommy!
Carol	Aw. Hiya, peanut. Long day?
(Carol "rubs" his hair.)
K.O.	Mm-hmm.
(K.O. realizes he does not hug Carol. He gasps. He attempts to hug her.)
Carol	K.O., what are you…?
(K.O. whimpers.)
Carol	K.O., what's the matter?
K.O.	N-N-Nothing. Nothing. Nothing is real.
(K.O. exits the Fitness Dojo scene.)
[Trans. Fourth Dimension]
(K.O. walks through the fourth dimension seeing the background designs of the locations.)
K.O.	Not the plaza…
(K.O. sees the character and prop line art.)
K.O.	not my friends... *sniffles* ...not my Mommy. I guess this is all Holo Jane's fault.
(K.O. walks on top of the background drawing and sits on it.)
K.O.	*exhales sharply* Wait a minute. Holo Jane! If anyone knows how to fix this, it's her. *stands up*
(K.O. runs and jumps to each background drawing. He jumps into a puddle landing him nowhere.)
K.O.	Whoa! Aaaaaah! Ugh!
(K.O. falls down and slams into an invisible wall.)
K.O.	Rrr! Ohh!
(K.O. falls down and runs in circles.)
K.O.	Stupid fake world with stupid fake puddles and fake people who ask for your help and ruin your fake life! Who cares?! *breathes heavily*
(Blue energy beams chime.)
K.O.	Huh? What in Cob's name is that?
(K.O. tries to pull the glowing blue orb.)
K.O.	Unh! Ugh.
(Holo-Jane appears mediating.)
K.O.	*gasps*Holo Jane?
Holo-Jane	Heya, kid.
K.O.	Well, I guess you should know that I believe you now. You were right about everything.
Holo-Jane	Listen, it was pretty messed up of me to lay all this on you and dip. Sorry about that. *grabs K.O.* But, K.O., watching you today has opened up my eyes so much more.
K.O.	Wait, so you've been watching the entire time?!
Holo-Jane	I'm an image made of light, floating in the gaps between reality. Of course I was watching. Just meet me back at the plaza, and I'll explain everything.
(Holo-Jane lets go of K.O. and floats away.)
K.O.	But how I do get out of here?
Holo-Jane	Just try to broaden your view. *fades out*
K.O.	Broaden my…? Hmm. Oh. Hmm.
(K.O. pushes the sides of the screen and jumps back to Lakewood Plaza Turbo while being in the fourth dimension. He falls down.)
K.O.	*muffled* Unh! Huh? Ugh. *gasps; sees Bodega* The bodega!
(K.O. finds Holo-Jane sitting at the bench.)
K.O.	Holo Jane?
(K.O. approaches to the bench and sits next to Holo-Jane.)
Holo-Jane	K.O., this world may not be real, but you helped me realize that the way we experience and feel the world is real.
K.O.	What do you mean?
(Rex Th' Bunny passes by.)
Holo-Jane	Look at Rex over there. The danger he faced today was real to him, and so was your help.
K.O.	Oh.
(Enid laughs at Rad whipping him with a towel.)
Holo-Jane	*points* The friendship you share with Rad and Enid is real to them.
(Holo-Jane snatches Enid's towel. Rad throws the towel at Enid.)
Rad	Hyah!
Holo-Jane	*puts hand on K.O.'s shoulder* Your mom's love for you is real to her, and to you. All of our connections to the world around us create our own personal realities. It's all a matter of perspective.
K.O.	So, nothing is real, and everything is real?
Holo-Jane	Exactly.
K.O.	Ughhh! Then what was the point of any of this?!
(Corn Sherpard looks down on them.)
Corn Shepard	Hmm. *shrugs* Mm-mm?
Holo-Jane	*pats K.O.* I know it doesn't make much sense, but sometimes things don't need to.
K.O.	Well, what are we supposed to do now?
Holo-Jane	I was actually gonna hop around to a couple other dimensions, broaden my own perspective a bit. You could join me.
K.O.	I think one dimension is plenty for me.
Holo-Jane	That's very pragmatic of you, K.O. Well, it was nice to meet ya, bub.
(Holo-Jane and K.O. shake hands. Holo-Jane is about to leave. She turns around.)
K.O.	Holo-Jane, wait! Will I see you again?
Holo-Jane	If you know where to look. *disappears*
[Trans. Ext. Lakewood Plaza Turbo - Third Dimension]
(K.O. is sent back to the third dimension. Enid and Rad heads inside Gar's Bodega.)
Enid	All right, all right. Don't get cocky.
[Trans. Int. Gar's Bodega]
Rad	You wish.
(K.O. enters Gar's Bodega.)
K.O.	Enid! Rad!
Rad	K.O.!
Enid	Oh, hey, li'l dude.
Rad	You all right, bud? You seemed kinda gonzo earlier.
K.O.	Uh, I just met someone who really challenged my world view.
Enid	Oh, bummer. Hey, by the way, your mom came through here earlier looking for you. She seemed kinda worried.
[Trans. Int. Fitness Dojo]
(Carol paces back and forth.)
Carol	*sighs* I looked under all the cars. He's not in the bathroom.
(K.O. opens the door.)
K.O.	Aah! Mommy!
Carol	K.O.!
(K.O. runs to hug Carol for real.)
K.O.	Mmm!
Carol	Aww, peanut. You had me so worried!
(Carol scratches K.O.'s hair while K.O. breathes heavily.)
Carol	You seemed so stressed earlier. Are you okay, K.O.?
K.O.	I'm okay, Mom.
[END]